Real Alan's Twisted Bow Retrieval Arc Looking for juicy drama? What about insight on what to expect from a shit ton of solo cox? If so, you've come to the right place!
July 27 - 1st Twisted Bow Unlock!
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August 5 - @
Realsun
Borrows Bow
August 6 - @
realism op
hacks @
Realsun
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August 11 - T-bow Retrieval Arc
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August 24 - T-bow!
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August 25 - A New Villain?
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"Realism OP" claims he had been in rehab this whole time and it was the friend he asked to watch his place that was behind all the hacking! Would you believe him?
September 12 - Cox Rework!
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September 14 - T-bow!
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September 24 - 50th Post Rework Cox
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September 30 - 100th Post Rework Cox
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#422 - Got so stoned after 420 I forgot to loot chest
Receiving a cox unique is heavily donor rank based. Over half of my purples, including both twisted bows, were obtained as a bonus item and not actually in a chest. I shit you not the extra rolls from uber+ are absolutely crucial for getting uniques. I went 140 dry as a super donor back when realism had no tbows and group raids were the meta. In retrospect, I realized always try to minimize the amount of people it takes to get the raid done. Your odds are simply better in solos than in 4 mans. If you're going to invest the same amount of time, you may as well get the most out of it!
Also, solos simplify the Olm fight by taking out the annoying portal matching part. This allows you to pray melee and focus on learning how to run head. This is very important to do before attempting duos because you always want to meet up on the side Olm is not targeting when you're paired up.
Boosts
Next up, we're going to talk about boosts. Have you ever popped a drop booster at revs? If you were going to get a lil' dick emblem and you popped a drop booster beforehand, the boost will upgrade your lil' dick emblem to a regular sized dick emblem. What's my point? Drop boosters are basically viagra for cox. You want to use them as much as possible to maximize the size of your peepee. But... that's not all. You also want to take advantage of the 1.2x server cox bonuses. My theory is server cox bonus acts as another boost, enabling you to further enlarge your regular sized peepee to a big peepee. Both my twisted bows were obtained while on drop booster in conjunction with server cox bonus
Points
I've noticed that most twisted bow drops happened at 11k+ points. Before the cox update, points didn't really matter since 11k points was fairly easy to pull off. We had more than enough rooms after all. Now, raids are usually 5-6 rooms, so I would highly recommend popping a raid booster! Also, always skip ice demon to save time and free up an inventory slot. Ice demon requires you to drop your inventory, collect sampling, and wait for your fires to finish warming up the demon's balls.... before you can fucking fight the boss! Not fucking worth! I'd also recommend skipping crabs if you don't have a dragon warhammer or if you're a dumb ass like me
Special thanks to @
Realism mode
@
Real cream
@
Tartie tart
& @
A Real Pain
for trusting me with their own twisted bows and @
Real Phero
for helping me reach Uber. I would not have gotten any of my bows without these amazing Realists!
I've noticed that most twisted bow drops happened at 11k+ points. Before the cox update, points didn't really matter since 11k points was fairly easy to pull off.