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Started By Historia, Oct 07 2023 09:35 AM

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Posted 07 October 2023 - 09:35 AM #1

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As the title says, this forum game is all about dad jokes!
Show us your best dad jokes and let's all have a great laugh together ♥ 

I'll start;

"One man's trash is another man's treasure", a great saying, but not the best way to find out you're adopted.
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Posted 07 October 2023 - 11:47 AM #2

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What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.


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Posted 08 October 2023 - 06:36 AM #3

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What starts with a P and ends with an S, most men have them and most women want them?

 

- Pockets.


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Posted 09 October 2023 - 01:48 AM #4

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What do you call a whale that doesn't wear underpants: Free Willy!

P.S Good movie!


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Posted 09 October 2023 - 11:01 AM #5

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. :D


Posted 09 October 2023 - 12:40 PM #6

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Why is Boy George banned from the lizard enclosure?

- Because he karma, karma karma'd the chameleon
 


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Posted 09 October 2023 - 03:32 PM #7

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What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved. :FeelsRainMan:


Posted 10 October 2023 - 09:32 AM #8

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff... and right!


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Posted 12 October 2023 - 02:11 AM #9

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!


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Posted 12 October 2023 - 12:30 PM #10

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Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: Idk
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the pot of glue???
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.


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What did one atom say to the other atom during science class?

 

I'm bored, lets split.


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Posted 24 October 2023 - 06:33 PM #12

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent  ;) 


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Posted 13 November 2023 - 11:47 AM #13

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Why did the girl toss a clock out of the window?
She wanted to see time fly.


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