So on this lonely night, big Scenery was lookin for some quick meals to quench his drunk hungers. Chinese food was the only option at this time of night. This was mistake number one. The delivery fee for a shop thats 10mins away was extremely high at a rate of $10 USD, thats like a whole meal.
Today I will tell you the terrible tale of the series of unfortunate events i've had. It all started with orange chicken sauce all over my thunder thighs.
Shortly after, i begin to pump everything wrong with my precious fast food order as seen below. 
The CSR representative decided to get sassy with me but I held my tongue in cheek as I'm now a reformed member of the community and I must represent Alora as a whole. Fucking cunt.
Clearly he did not understand the dire situation i'm in right now. Currently I have many alora members angry at me because i did in fact promise them fried bread balls.
Mr. Nathan decided to defile my name, what a dog.
I will be creating a Yelp account, putting on my dads wedding tuxedo as well as my collectors edition Micheal Jackson fedora just to give this resturaunt an extremely terrible review. They will pay for trifling with #Frogsquad.
