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[Whiss]

An american, russian and indian are send to hell and all three of them feel like they dont belong there and go to see the devil

 

they come at the devil and they say hey mr devil we dont belong here can you please let us go to heaven the devil replies and says i will let you go to heaven but only if you can survive three attacks of my whip and you can choose any shield you desire

 

the american goes firsts and asks the devil for a depleted uranium shield enchanted with dragonstone magic and all so the devil gives him the shield and the american prepares himself for the devil is about to strike

 

the devil strikes and the shield does its work the american is still safe and unharmed and the devil then strikes again with his whip and the shield cracks a little but the american is still unharmed and the devil strikes again where the shield breaks and the american completly vanishes and turns into a pile of ash

 

now it's your turn the devil said to the indian what shield would you like to have the indian badass says he needs no shield sits down and starts meditating heavily

 

So the devil says okay and strikes for the first time with his whip on the indian and nothing happens to the indian he is still in full mediation and didnt even move an inch the devil immediatly strikes again and again nothing happens to the indian he is still meditating and the devil then proceeds with the third strike where the indian get hurt but survives the strikes

 

the devil then looks at the russian guy and says now its your turn what is your choice of shields? you may have anything to desire to protect you where the russian answers, well the indian ofcourse!

 

if you know a good joke feel free to share it here so we can have some laughs tonight laughing is very healthy i dont know if this joke was good but my uncle told me this one and it really made me laugh jhust wanted to share it tonight happy chrismas everyone

 

 

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What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

 

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[Diva]

^ This is so old lol..... older than the Internet

Think everyone has read that by now