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[Historia]

As the title says, this forum game is all about dad jokes!
Show us your best dad jokes and let's all have a great laugh together ♥ 

I'll start;

"One man's trash is another man's treasure", a great saying, but not the best way to find out you're adopted.

 

[Krest]

What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.

[Historia]

What starts with a P and ends with an S, most men have them and most women want them?

 

- Pockets.

[Ivy]

What do you call a whale that doesn't wear underpants: Free Willy!

P.S Good movie!

[Mikochento]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

[Historia]

Why is Boy George banned from the lizard enclosure?

- Because he karma, karma karma'd the chameleon
 

[Mikochento]

What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved. 

[Historia]

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff... and right!

[Ivy]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

[Historia]

Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: Idk
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the pot of glue???
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

[2]

What did one atom say to the other atom during science class?

 

I'm bored, lets split.

[Chris]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent   

[Historia]

Why did the girl toss a clock out of the window?
She wanted to see time fly.