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I enjoyed flicking through the pages of this topic to see what type of music the rest of the community enjoy listening to. I even found songs I had never listened to before, and I enjoyed listening to each and every one of them!

 

I am currently listening to Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not Alone.

 

 

 

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Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of The Alora Times!

 

 Loot beams, Arceuus Spellbook, Bow of Faerdhinen, Shayzien Agility Course & more! - July 25th, 2021

 

If you want to check out the entire update list, click here.

There haven't been any changes to the rules this month, but feel free to look them over for a refresher. 

 

 

The Official Rules can be found here.

There have been quite a few changes to the staff team this month, you can see them below.

 

 

 

For more info on Staff Updates, click here.

A: If you could travel anywhere around the world, where would it be and why?

To gain: I think that would be Hawaii , I have no idea why but seems to be pretty chill over there.

 

A: Does pineapple belong on pizza?

To gain: 100% YES

 

Disclaimer:
If you'd like to see a particular member of the Alora community interviewed and/or particular question answered, make sure leave your nomination on the Newspaper Interview Nomination thread each month. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here we honor our fallen comrades from the last month. We wish them the best on their new Ironman journeys and better luck next time (1000+ Total Level).

 

Spotlight

 

 

Hardcore Ironman Xu Xa has fallen at 1,843 to Slurvish!

 

Hardcore Ironman RiskyHCIM has fallen at 1,481 to Cave horror!

 

Hardcore Ironman Saskvive has fallen at 1,456 to Hellhound!

 

Hardcore Ironman HC Chidge has fallen at 1,366 to Karens Horny!

 

Hardcore Ironman GoldGoUp has fallen at 1,095 to Steel dragon!

 

Hardcore Ironman JakeHC has fallen at 1,351 to Pure gain!

 

Hardcore Ironman Saska has fallen at 1,329 to Hellhound!

 

Hardcore Ironman GrapeOfShame has fallen at 1,291 to Quicksilver!

 

Hardcore Ironman Peanut Dust has fallen at 1,071 to Fire giant!

 

Hardcore Ironman wait im hc has fallen at 1,791 to Zulrah!

 

Hardcore Ironman Sask Died has fallen at 2,151 to Cerberus!

 

Hardcore Ironman J ersey has fallen at 1,547 to Mutated Bloodveld!

 

Hardcore Ironman Taco Soup has fallen at 1,712 to Verac the Defiled!

 

Hardcore Ironman Opel Vectra has fallen at 1,637 to Zulrah!

 

Hardcore Ironman Total RNG has fallen at 2,101 to Zulrah!

 

Hardcore Ironman HC Dab has fallen at 2,277 to Alchemical Hydra!

 

Hardcore Ironman HCIM Planker has fallen at 2,035 to Not So Hard!

 

Hardcore Ironman hc lemons has fallen at 1,905 to hc lemons!

 

Hardcore Ironman BimBam has fallen at 1,555 to Greater demon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay up to date with the progress threads from the following members of the Alora Community:

 

A Collector

https://www.alora.io...d-progress-log/

 

 

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Congrats to Real Cheese on comping his Realism account!

https://www.alora.io...-comp-achieved/

 

Check out Real Alan's PvM League recap thread!

https://www.alora.io...m-league-recap/

 

Very organized bank pictures from Yautja

https://www.alora.io...-my-bank-again/

 

Bank update and goals from Luka Doncic

https://www.alora.io...k-update-goals/

 

 

Disclaimer:
Make a topic in our Goals and Achievements section or PM me on the forums/Discord with your accomplishment to be featured in this section!

The winner of July MOTM is...

Realmungard

Congratulations! You have stood out in the eyes of the Alora community. Thank you for being a great member here on Alora and enjoy your rewards. :)

The link to the Member of the Month thread can be found here.

Also, please make sure to check out our streamers and video makers. They would love to have you keep them company during their streams and check out the content they create for Alora.

 

Streamers
 

Skinz: https://www.youtube....OPWeqmn2yJNbXkA

 

Video Makers

 

 

I pk max jr: https://www.youtube....JjeeQaa7HqkyEzg

Skinz: https://www.youtube....OPWeqmn2yJNbXkA

ashrsps: https://www.youtube....MJ-HvtrO9492WKQ

Walkchaos: https://www.youtube.com/c/Walkchaos

 

If you enjoy Alora content, make sure to hit the Subscribe button on their channels to show them your support!
 

If I've missed anyone I do apologize, just message me on the forums or on Discord with a link to your channel and I will add you in.


That concludes this month’s edition of the Alora Newspaper!

You can read the previous edition by clicking here

In 1789, unrest grew from the French people. Dissatisfied with their current regime that gave privileges to, and treated the French ruling class and nobility as higher citizens, while simultaneously failing to meet the needs of the common people. The French people battled against this ruling class for egalitarianism, and equality of life regardless of their place within their current regime.
 

While many men were focused upon equality of life during this time, a French politician and physician, named Joseph-Ignace Guillotin was focused on equality of punishment, and death, regardless of class. He revolutionized a machine prototype previously devised by the then king's physician, and changed the outcome of the French Revolution forever.
 

Peeks guerrilla fighters and ICE insurgents present:

The Guillotine





 

I'm glad to announce that since our previous thread marking our return, things have shifted dramatically.

After releasing it we sat and watched the fireworks that resulted from forcing our competition out of the wilderness, even going as far to watch them congregate in voice chat immediately after and attempt to rationalize what had just happened to them.



Paragon discord has been VERY quiet since learning the news that they are absolutely INFESTED with spies, more and more members of theirs realizing the sinking ship they're apart of and attempting to save themselves via spying. Internally, they’ve been attempting to quell their members fear, trying to brainwash them that we would be leaving August 25th due to the re-release of Deadman Mode on 07!



We’d like to formally announce, regardless of what Lieutenant ‘gim crohn’ has attempted people into believing: We will be staying, this onslaught will NOT be stopping for the foreseeable future!
 

Paragon leadership has been HARD at work though MAC muting our members for scathing insults such as “Donkey” and “Victim”, filling up their VERY active NSFW channel, and hosting PvP events that we took EVERY prize from.



We’ve even caught them out in multi a few times, attempting to regain control over the wilderness that was once theirs. The results went as anyone would expect!





Wait… while writing this we’ve JUST now noticed something.

Look closer.

What’s that..?

Accidentally killing their OWN members! Maybe they took THIS time as an opportunity to spy hunt! Odd strategy but alright!



We’re going to do this in sections. Our kills on Paragon since our previous thread, a few cheeky kills we picked up on randoms, our exhibit on the namechanging creature known as Brad Jr/xPUNISHERx/Oregon Rs, and one of the biggest kills in recent Alora history we’ve been saving to announce for this thread.























Really not a great two weeks for them!
Let’s move onto some kills from randoms we picked up along the way!













Next, onto our exhibit of the mystical, namechanging creature known as Brad Jr! Or xPUNISHERx! or Oregon RS!





After slaying him for multiple max sets, he has decided to shed his identity using the power of a name change scroll!
We don't think he's found out about the ::profile feature yet, let's not tell him!

Now we'd like to present something VERY special: one of the biggest kills in Alora's recent history.
We found this wandering the wilderness, obtained his loot, and managed to sell the entire set for a cool 9b!
 

That’s fun, we know. But we also know what you’re really here for.

And we didn’t skimp on the fun stuff this time.
 

Let’s take a formal tour of Paragon discord.
 

Welcome to #members-lobby, once a bustling, thriving place, it’s since gone quiet or members are only spamming gifs, afraid of what eyes may be watching!

Here we can find such beauties as:




 

Lieutenant Realmungard trying to convince people that the problem ACTUALLY is that they’re giving us fights, and that simply hiding until we left would be a viable strategy!





Spy paranoia!

And much more!

Now, welcome to #pk-lewt, their dedicated PVP channel (although they complain they AREN’T a pvp clan), only accessible by members with their @Shooter rank, (fortunately, that wasn’t an issue for us!)
 

Here we can find such goodies as:



To Gain unsuccessfully attempting to mass a whole THREE members to fight us!

It seems like low morale has been a thing amongst their ranks for quite a while, look at this time they couldn't pull ANYONE for a fight with Aftermath in the past!



Absolutely brutal!

We can also find things such as killpics (however rare they may be between the barrages of unsuccessful spamming)!



Truly remarkable, astounding, phenomenal.

For our final look through Paragon discord, swiftly stepping by the VERY active NSFW channel, let’s take a look at #announcements, the center for knowledge regarding Paragon activities!



Very sweet! We hope that possibly this thread will be the subject of their next movie night together!



Very sad! Always depressing when a leader has to step down from his clan!

We don’t know what’s next in store for us regarding Paragon, but we have NO doubts that if there isn’t loot due to them hiding, atleast we will be entertained from our internal surveillance!




This post was made with thoughts and prayers for previous member ‘smackingthat’, a senseless causality due to the rampant toxicity inside Paragon. We wish him the best in whatever he chooses to pursue next. Very tragic.

no way u just spent 1h writing this. 

 

pk clan reduced to doing cringe shit on a pvm server #peeks

Ain't this you?

 

Apps aren't open sorry.

Things have changed, friends.

How far has the game of Alora.io fallen since the departure of #Peeks?

How could Dan allow every staff member, minus one, to form a clan to further their own interests without checks and balances?

How could a group of unconnected, old players from 2+ years ago successfully infiltrate Paragon within 3 days of playing?

How, despite having every available tool in their belt, could they allow themselves to be humiliated like this?

Peeks Intelligence Officers in association with ICE shooters present: The downfall of Paragon
 

It's been a fun few years friends, playing other games, playing other servers, attending to real life.

It unfortunately seems our contemporaries haven't had the same luck.
Still grinding away at Alora.
Still mindlessly answering help PM's on where to kill blue dragons 16 hours a day in hopes of that BIG promotion someday.
Still allowing themselves to be outsmarted on and off the battlefield.
Still dying.
Still LOSING.

After receiving a VERY funny video three days ago of forum moderator and Paragon Lieutenant "To Gain" being speared for max by PVM clan ICE, we decided originally to come, have some fun, laugh a bit, and marvel at the current state of the game.




Since then, we've not only racked up NUMEROUS kills on them.










What the FUCK is this team doing indeed, Dreamland? 

We know you're not here for killpics though. It's unquestioned that we would smoke them if we returned.

You're here for the juicy stuff.

Using their OWN members, we've obtained inside information.

After a few kills, internally Kaamea tried to calm the situation down a bit, insisting they AREN'T a PVP clan.



We found this a bit funny as it says PVP RIGHT there..



Or maybe the fact Dreamland said the MAJORITY of pkers AND pvmers inside the wilderness were part of Paragon, leading him to temporarily leave his clan as he couldn't find ANY fights?



This guy's a VERY interesting case. After making him a victim for years when we played, his ego has swelled beyond the size of his brain.

Flaming us in public, but behind closed doors WARNING his teammates to stay safe from our wrath, even complimenting us!



Is this type of weird doublethink and fear the reason Paragon members would spy?

Or is it their odd discord culture?



Either way, for the time being, we are accepting two more Paragon spies.
We can pay HANDSOMELY for what we require.

You aren't happy.

You aren't winning.

Join the victors on the winning side.

Horror#1020 to spy.

Log looks nice, better than mine for sure!.

After completing the Nightmare of Ashihama's Log at 1490 KC found here

 

https://www.alora.io...ly-dream-again/

 

I decided to keep the grind going and try and keep my spot as #1 Nightmare killer with the rank 1 Nightmare time of 10:35.

 

Here is my loot from finishing the log

 

 

and here is loot from 1010 kills afer log completion

 

 

I only recieved 6 drops including 2 jars in the last 1000kc and am currently on a 308 Solo dry streak. I am currently working towards completing another orb set + staff and this time I might actually keep the staff and orbs haha. 

 

Total profit from nightmare thus far = 56 Billion Gp

 

Inquisitor set sold for 12b

Each mace sold 2b

Harm orbs 5b each

Volatile orbs 3.5b ea

Eldritch 3b

Nightmare Staff 6b each

Inquis top+legs sold 6b

It's been a long grind but worth it! Happy to be the 3rd Realism member to achieve the comp monkey on Alora!

 

 

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Been stuck on this song since I've found it a few weeks back.