Lowkey

Very nice read. Thanks for sharing!

Really enjoyed both interviews, glad to see my gripes were taken into consideration. Thanks baldman :)

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Hey everyone,

Actually enjoyed listening to Josh talk for half an hour.

Thanks for making these and can't wait to see what else is coming out in the future!

Hello Alorians

We, @DB Aspect and @Hors, proudly present the first episode of the Staff Wiped My Bank Podcast (SWMB).

Our podcast will cover many different topics that relate to Alora; taking a deep dive into the history of this game, our own experiences, talking about current affairs & the wackiest Alora conspiracies out there.

We are looking to ceate an engaging an interesting podcast for all of you! Where we will be inviting fascinating guests and have compelling subjects that will undoubtedly shake your understanding of Alora.io!

Episode 1

For this first episode we have brought on an interesting guest, one of Alora's most well known ex-admins, Josh! Known as @God or Hsoj in-game. And together with Josh and @Horror we will be talking about the admin role.

Special thanks to @God and @Horror for helping me record this episode!

Enjoy!

First of all I ask the condolences of the entire server

@gabrifane99 unfortunately on 15th September a great friend, member of Alora and loved by the entire Portuguese and Brazilian community passed away, he had a terrible motorcycle accident and we are all in grief.
He was a pure person , friend of friend and always willing to help everyone , so in honor of him , me @Call m Daddy  @Andcom2 , @cracatoa29 , @windsondom , @Iron Lcs1
@xMizticz and @MesutBrozil decided to organize a Drop-Party in honor of the wonderful person he was, always trying to help everyone, never minding about the pixels and always in a good mood and laughing.

Before finishing, we would like to ask that at the end of the Drop-Party to everyone not to leave and that they could SPAM a message in the chat saying:

In memory of Gabrifane99 , the good ones will never be forgotten.

All the tribute will be recorded and sent to the family showing all the love of a community, with huge sadness I leave you this message and ask for the presence of everyone.

Thank you very much for your attention.

REST IN PEACE        @gabrifane99

The Tribute will take place at Barrows on September 26th at 05:00 PM GMT '' Server time ''

What is your suggestion?:

Boost damage for Bow of Faerdhinen in raids the same as Inq. Mace, and Blade of Saeldor.

Is this in OSRS?:

No, but neither is boost for Mace or Blade.

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

No.

How would this benefit Alora?:

On OSRS the Bow of Faerdhinen fits as an in-between for the blowpipe and the twisted bow. It does this by having high accuracy and a mid-high max hit that makes it effective at: Bandos, Sara, Inferno, Jad, Vorkath, KQ, and Dk's. Also in CoX primarily at Mystics, & Vespula but also being decent at Vasa and Olm.

The issue on Alora is that with the boosted accuracy, the blowpipe is more effective than it is on osrs (even after the nerf), and the Twisted bow is arguably more available to players than on osrs leaving little room in the meta for the Bow of Faerdhinen other than Fashionscape.

This change is logically consistent with the raids boost for the Inquisitor's Mace and the Blade of Saeldor - as it allows both of these high tier weapons to remain very viable in the meta even if they aren't BIS. As the mace & blade have not surpassed the viability/popularity of the rapier nonetheless the scythe I doubt the Bow of Faerdhinen would disrupt the range meta if it had the same boost. Also makes The Gauntlet more popular and allows different options for Iron, and Realism game modes to progress through the meta ladder rather than rushing T-bow & rushing Scythe.

TL;DR: T-bowless Iron noob cries after spending 17 days to get a bow that ends up being dead content.

Things have changed, friends.

How far has the game of Alora.io fallen since the departure of #Peeks?

How could Dan allow every staff member, minus one, to form a clan to further their own interests without checks and balances?

How could a group of unconnected, old players from 2+ years ago successfully infiltrate Paragon within 3 days of playing?

How, despite having every available tool in their belt, could they allow themselves to be humiliated like this?

Peeks Intelligence Officers in association with ICE shooters present: The downfall of Paragon
 

It's been a fun few years friends, playing other games, playing other servers, attending to real life.

It unfortunately seems our contemporaries haven't had the same luck.
Still grinding away at Alora.
Still mindlessly answering help PM's on where to kill blue dragons 16 hours a day in hopes of that BIG promotion someday.
Still allowing themselves to be outsmarted on and off the battlefield.
Still dying.
Still LOSING.

After receiving a VERY funny video three days ago of forum moderator and Paragon Lieutenant "To Gain" being speared for max by PVM clan ICE, we decided originally to come, have some fun, laugh a bit, and marvel at the current state of the game.




Since then, we've not only racked up NUMEROUS kills on them.










What the FUCK is this team doing indeed, Dreamland? 

We know you're not here for killpics though. It's unquestioned that we would smoke them if we returned.

You're here for the juicy stuff.

Using their OWN members, we've obtained inside information.

After a few kills, internally Kaamea tried to calm the situation down a bit, insisting they AREN'T a PVP clan.



We found this a bit funny as it says PVP RIGHT there..



Or maybe the fact Dreamland said the MAJORITY of pkers AND pvmers inside the wilderness were part of Paragon, leading him to temporarily leave his clan as he couldn't find ANY fights?



This guy's a VERY interesting case. After making him a victim for years when we played, his ego has swelled beyond the size of his brain.

Flaming us in public, but behind closed doors WARNING his teammates to stay safe from our wrath, even complimenting us!



Is this type of weird doublethink and fear the reason Paragon members would spy?

Or is it their odd discord culture?



Either way, for the time being, we are accepting two more Paragon spies.
We can pay HANDSOMELY for what we require.

You aren't happy.

You aren't winning.

Join the victors on the winning side.

Horror#1020 to spy.

Good stuff Lowkey! Had blast reading this   

Good read as always  

t-t-t-tooooo gainnn

love the news paper keep it up @Lowkey !