Community Status Updates

i like the way sunscreen sounds when it plops out of the bottle into your hand

https://i.imgur.com/nMLla2J.png

Something in NA smells fishy.... Tuuuuuu-na fishy.... lul im reel high. HA ANOTHER FISH PUN

expensive steak is best cooked in the microwave

I got my diploma in the mail today. Officially, Commander Data, BA

i poured apple juice on the last waffle fml

Eurovison? More like I won't watch cause I got no interest in that but respect those who do

Who will win the Eurovision today? I am for Denmark!

i drink mountain dew because my mom says coffee or a redbull would be too much caffeine for me. but sometimes i drink more mountain dew than she allows me to

What kind of bread would you like to be

When you tidy your hamster's cage for one hour but then she messes everything around again in 10 seconds... :D

When you finally finish all your English work for the year so now you can just chill. #Feelsgoodman

Chopper with the scope so don't test me

I bow to no man

Bye everyone <3