I am here before you because I have been feeling very sad recently. My good friend uTorrent and I have been... arguing.. recently. I am here to say that I am sorry for what I have done, friend. But, it is time you know... It wasn't me who had the idea of discord banning you... I have been getting these very suspicious letters in the mail recently, and I have no idea who they have come from...
Now, Justin. We shall work together to bring down whoever it was sending me these letters and let them know we are not to be trifled with.
And now, a verse from our favorite song;
"It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture"
- Allstar - Smash Mouth. 1999.
I know it doesn't really have anything to do with the topic, but it's beautifully put.