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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:21 PM #1

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In 1789, unrest grew from the French people. Dissatisfied with their current regime that gave privileges to, and treated the French ruling class and nobility as higher citizens, while simultaneously failing to meet the needs of the common people. The French people battled against this ruling class for egalitarianism, and equality of life regardless of their place within their current regime.
 

While many men were focused upon equality of life during this time, a French politician and physician, named Joseph-Ignace Guillotin was focused on equality of punishment, and death, regardless of class. He revolutionized a machine prototype previously devised by the then king's physician, and changed the outcome of the French Revolution forever.
 

Peeks guerrilla fighters and ICE insurgents present:

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I'm glad to announce that since our previous thread marking our return, things have shifted dramatically.

After releasing it we sat and watched the fireworks that resulted from forcing our competition out of the wilderness, even going as far to watch them congregate in voice chat immediately after and attempt to rationalize what had just happened to them.

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Paragon discord has been VERY quiet since learning the news that they are absolutely INFESTED with spies, more and more members of theirs realizing the sinking ship they're apart of and attempting to save themselves via spying. Internally, they’ve been attempting to quell their members fear, trying to brainwash them that we would be leaving August 25th due to the re-release of Deadman Mode on 07!

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We’d like to formally announce, regardless of what Lieutenant ‘gim crohn’ has attempted people into believing: We will be staying, this onslaught will NOT be stopping for the foreseeable future!
 

Paragon leadership has been HARD at work though MAC muting our members for scathing insults such as “Donkey” and “Victim”, filling up their VERY active NSFW channel, and hosting PvP events that we took EVERY prize from.

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We’ve even caught them out in multi a few times, attempting to regain control over the wilderness that was once theirs. The results went as anyone would expect!

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Wait… while writing this we’ve JUST now noticed something.

Look closer.

What’s that..?

Accidentally killing their OWN members! Maybe they took THIS time as an opportunity to spy hunt! Odd strategy but alright!

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We’re going to do this in sections. Our kills on Paragon since our previous thread, a few cheeky kills we picked up on randoms, our exhibit on the namechanging creature known as Brad Jr/xPUNISHERx/Oregon Rs, and one of the biggest kills in recent Alora history we’ve been saving to announce for this thread.

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Really not a great two weeks for them!
Let’s move onto some kills from randoms we picked up along the way!


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Next, onto our exhibit of the mystical, namechanging creature known as Brad Jr! Or xPUNISHERx! or Oregon RS!

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After slaying him for multiple max sets, he has decided to shed his identity using the power of a name change scroll!
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Now we'd like to present something VERY special: one of the biggest kills in Alora's recent history.
We found this wandering the wilderness, obtained his loot, and managed to sell the entire set for a cool 9b!
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That’s fun, we know. But we also know what you’re really here for.

And we didn’t skimp on the fun stuff this time.
 

Let’s take a formal tour of Paragon discord.
 

Welcome to #members-lobby, once a bustling, thriving place, it’s since gone quiet or members are only spamming gifs, afraid of what eyes may be watching!

Here we can find such beauties as:

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Lieutenant Realmungard trying to convince people that the problem ACTUALLY is that they’re giving us fights, and that simply hiding until we left would be a viable strategy!

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Spy paranoia!

And much more!

Now, welcome to #pk-lewt, their dedicated PVP channel (although they complain they AREN’T a pvp clan), only accessible by members with their @Shooter rank, (fortunately, that wasn’t an issue for us!)
 

Here we can find such goodies as:

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To Gain unsuccessfully attempting to mass a whole THREE members to fight us!

It seems like low morale has been a thing amongst their ranks for quite a while, look at this time they couldn't pull ANYONE for a fight with Aftermath in the past!

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Absolutely brutal!

We can also find things such as killpics (however rare they may be between the barrages of unsuccessful spamming)!

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Truly remarkable, astounding, phenomenal.

For our final look through Paragon discord, swiftly stepping by the VERY active NSFW channel, let’s take a look at #announcements, the center for knowledge regarding Paragon activities!

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Very sweet! We hope that possibly this thread will be the subject of their next movie night together!

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Very sad! Always depressing when a leader has to step down from his clan!

We don’t know what’s next in store for us regarding Paragon, but we have NO doubts that if there isn’t loot due to them hiding, atleast we will be entertained from our internal surveillance!

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This post was made with thoughts and prayers for previous member ‘smackingthat’, a senseless causality due to the rampant toxicity inside Paragon. We wish him the best in whatever he chooses to pursue next. Very tragic.


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:24 PM #2

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Weight watchers causing more bloodshed than the entire French Revolution.


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:28 PM #3

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Excellent post and good fights all around.

 

Absolute demons

 

btw hmu for movie nights


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:28 PM #4

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Wisdom fact of the day: dont do the crime if cant do the time. 

 

Cute thread tho, ngl



Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:30 PM #5

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holy fuck i didn't think it was this bad LMFAODASJDHADKIJAJK



Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:32 PM #6

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I love this so much, thanks for this once again.
Any ETA on paragons topic though?

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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:33 PM #7

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Nice post gamers! Good luck bringing home the gold medal for Finland this week!


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:43 PM #8

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Rumor has it that the boys jump over the ditch listening to here comes the boom by Nelly knowing very well the outcome of battle.

Beautiful lootations team, looking forward to the next on ;)
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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:51 PM #9

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Epic loots, wasn't expecting anything else though

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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:52 PM #10

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You can ban us or you can mute us but you still can't KILL US LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. 

TY for 10b+ in a week make sure to hit those ;;raids so you can keep filling our banks


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:56 PM #11

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Infiltrated their clan like it was the wilderness. =D 


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:56 PM #12

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Nice one :P


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 12:57 PM #13

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Vive la France!



Posted 26 August 2021 - 01:01 PM #14

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Truly remarkable, a discombobulated clan that provides minimal PK activity yet refers to themselves as the largest of them. Please be confident in the near future as we will never forget your kind donations. 

 

Regards.



Posted 26 August 2021 - 01:08 PM #15

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Wow, There is a suprising amount of pk sets in those killpics considering they are not a pvp clan!!!



Posted 26 August 2021 - 01:15 PM #16

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10/10 title, 8/10 read, 10/10 pk loots

 

well done.


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 01:25 PM #17

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Nb :) hope yall are enjoying the game again.


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 01:27 PM #18

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Plz dont be so cocky otherwise i'll come to the wildy and give u all a nekklem.

 

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Posted 26 August 2021 - 01:52 PM #19

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Lmfao, great topic tbf


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Posted 26 August 2021 - 02:03 PM #20

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reposting killpics wait what






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