@Realmungard reminding us Revs is his territory with 100 rev weapons
Our event managers make sure that we ALWAYS have an event running, whether it be a PvM hunt, HnS or one of our weekly Major Events:
We're going to highlight our Major Events of September!
Paragon's First Mass Week!
INSANE MEGA RAID WITH A TO GAIN TBOW
We try not to take ourselves or this Java based game from the 00's too seriously. We're always poking fun at each other, others, and doing what we can to get some laughs in while we're grinding out our goals, PvM adventures, or out in the wilderness. Here's some of those moments with little to no context.
Haters are gonna say staff RNG but all we can say is cry is most certainly free. Our king spoon @AmrH420 has taken a knee to the new king spoon @gim crohn and his adventures at the aptly named Crosani's Nightmare
As you may remember from the last installment, our loyal (and unloyal) Paragoons were engaged in a war with the (dis)honorable Peeks/Ice alliance. Our crystal shield warriors were forced into guerrilla warfare as we seemed outnumbered, outmatched, and with spies amongst our ranks uncertainty was high - but their numbers did not last. Our Paragoons adapted to the times, dawning Shayzien boots to protect from the lizardlike spy based offensives, RCBs became ACBs, and our numbers quickly increased as more joined our ranks. Even @Realmungard the Feudal lord of the revenant cave was gifted an entire Dagon'hai set with a SINGLE larren's key and took it as a sign from the Wilderness King @Dreamland himself to begin hybridding. We held strong with encouraging words from @A and @Realmungard to keep morale high we continued to fight back.
Apart from the few futile attempts to "close" the revenant caves by the Ice/Peeks alliance, day by day Paragoons continue to dominate the wilderness virtually unquestioned. Our Skotizo runs go unchallenged, our HCIM complete entire wilderness diaries without even so much as a single threat, and our revenant hunters continue to rake in the emblems and weapons losing little more than a d'hide set once in a while. It seems that the tables have turned and it is now they who must adopt the guerrilla tactics. They have been quite successful at that however, taking max sets from some of our newest Mini-Mungards such as Anthony, however we would like to remind them that practice makes perfect and soon these Mini-Mungards will become full blown Shooters and healthy threats in themselves.
We're not quite sure what the next step is in this war, or if our opponents have given up on challenging our reign. Regardless we are excited for the next chapter in this saga, and we wish Ice/Peeks the best of luck in their adventures. We notice they seem to be devoting a lot of their efforts to their incredibily respectable Ironman accounts new and old - a valiant cause! Our chief Spoonagoonians said a prayer to the RNG gods to send them the best of luck in their PvM and Skilling Adventures. We do hope they return to the wilderness in their previous numbers, things are getting a little boring lately...
September was a good month indeed for our Paragoons with an estimated 10 BILLION in spoils.
We would like to recognize @KAREN KUNT and @King Daz to our Onyx Paragon Donator tier for their donations of over 1B GP EACH!
There's not much we can say that does justice to the character of Gabrifrane99, instead we would like to remind everyone that everyone you see is still a person behind the screen. We all love a little banter here and there, but we all play this game for the same reason - to enjoy some nostalgia with old friends and hopefully make some new ones.
@Gabrifrane99 had some great friends, and they hosted a memorial this month in his honor, if you haven't seen it already please check out the video and the posts and take a moment to appreciate your loved ones ingame and irl.