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Mag3rang3pk3

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?

Oct 17 2018 08:05 PM
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    Aritus

    Ask Horror!


    Oct 18 2018 02:00 AM
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    MT

    The same amount of time it takes for a woodchuck named Chuck to chuck all the wood.


    Oct 18 2018 08:09 AM