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Valve

Tip of the day: It's in your pants :kappa:
Feb 28 2017 04:32 AM
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    Blackfish
    oh fuck u right homie thx
    Feb 28 2017 02:34 PM
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Valve

Men aint got makeup, we ugly, we fucked. Girls be looking like a Shiny Moon, with all their makeup.
Feb 25 2017 11:25 AM
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    Sheep
    Why do girls have perfume and make up? Cuz they're ugly and they stink ha! Jk btw , friendly banter.
    Feb 25 2017 01:31 PM
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    Xhejm
    Gender doesn't exist anymore, it's 2017.
    Feb 25 2017 05:48 PM
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    Lun Lun
    Moral of the story - Women suck.
    Feb 25 2017 09:12 PM
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Valve

If you LIKE someone let them go, if you LOVE someone, better chain them to the bed!
Feb 08 2017 04:30 PM
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    Sheep
    This reminds me, got to get some chains.
    Feb 08 2017 04:53 PM
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    Ruthless
    Then turn them into a sex slave and non-stop use them. Force have a baby and after the baby grows up do the same thing.
    Feb 08 2017 07:58 PM
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    Xhejm
    Damn ruthless you are one cool cat

    Feb 08 2017 11:00 PM
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Valve

If you can do it, do it. If you can't do it, atleast try to do it.
Feb 06 2017 04:39 PM
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    Somalia
    Should charge on each motivational quote you give out.
    Feb 06 2017 05:11 PM
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    Valve
    Amen
    Feb 06 2017 11:55 PM
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Valve

Professional Kraken Noob.
Feb 03 2017 06:12 AM
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Valve

Pizza and Cara Delevingne
Locked Status Jan 07 2017 10:41 PM