A homage to Infernalized

It was your normal day of self- torture, grouped up at the Super Donator stall, looking for that rare little bastard known as Rocky in order to obtain a bond and 85m cash. Despite @ Alissa 's relentless pet trolls, we somehow managed to keep our sanity and make conversation. It was at this time that @ Infernalized offered up an ultimatum. He offered that if he's able to obtain a Twisted Bow, I must verbalize his clear cut status as a legend. If he was unable to, he would revoke his elitist Ironman status and become a worthless sack of piss Normie like myself. At the time, this was an obvious win for me. The RNG Gods, though, would have none of it. They were destined to shit on all of my hopes and dreams on this day, and that they did. A mere 2 hours later, the yell chat exploded in congratulations and disbelief. He had done it. In a mere 194 kills, he had finally obtained the drop so sought after by those with even half a brain.

So here we are. Left stewing in our own bathwater of jealousy. It is time, my friends.

What could possibly be said about this man? He is a bedrock, a voice for those who are so sickened by the distastefully dry killcount of @ ~~classic joke~~ , an inspiration for everyone except @ Steel Nogan , whose sexual attraction to the man himself is the only drive he needs. It was on this day that @ Infernalized spat in the faces of those who doubted him and stood on the highest mountain, with his new weapon-of-choice named Rick in hand. "It's time to carry some Hippos", he said.

My fellow peers, hear these words. This is your chance. The opportunity of a lifetime. Go to him, beseech him to aid your conquest towards a Twisted Bow. Maybe even you can secure your status in history as one of the greats, a true follower of the one they call @ Infernalized , whose stories will be told for centuries to come.

Unless you're @ Cl hellish , then you can't. Nerd.