Approx. 1 week ago, myself and the other #ICE SPECIAL NEEDS UNIT members ( DB Aspect, Revol, EIM Ninja & Elite Sheets), decided to enter the PVM tournament for a bit of fun. Now, whilst we were discussing our 'strategy', I came up with the brilliant idea of turning this into another bet, the first to die would have to write a 300 word essay on the forums professing their love for Vuqe. How could this possibly end badly for me, looking at the team-members, it was an easy win.
We had bean boy Revol with his mystic bottoms, EIM Ninja & Aspect's combined negative IQ and, lastly, Sheet's undisputed reputation of planking, surely this must have been a safe bet, right? No. As it turned out, when I went to aggro both Vorkaths @Scuffed EIM, I got hit by the duo Bandos spawns and got stacked out.
Dear Vuqe / VV enthusiast/ Member of the month, Recruitment Manager for ICE and, the eternal love of my life,
Our story first began when I joined ICE discord, shortly before joining the clan itself. It was love at first sight, atleast for me. I knew, looking at your 'b0aty vv' picture on discord, we'd be a match made in heaven which, we were, until, your jealous ex, Scuffed EIM, attempted to interfere. Luckily, his advances were met with complete disregard & toxicity, oh how I wanted you even more.
I feel as if I should apologise, Mr. VV, those months of ragging you on discord hurt me even more than they hurt you and, as such, I decided to clamp down on discord power-abuse for the sole purpose, of protecting he who I care for the most.
Fastforward a few more months, our relationship has ascended to the next level, snapchat. From the first 'pipi' picture you sent me, I knew, this would be the avenue in which our love would flourish and oh boy, did it do so. Snapchats flying left and right, from dusk, till dawn. We got to know each other, we had similar interests, music, Alora, raids, bullying Steel Nogan & Scuffed EIM as well as many others.
You've become an integral part of my life, Vuqe. Exams, family issues, Loo's resignation, all the toughest moments in my life, you were always there for me, the shoulder to cry on and, unreservedly, the person to seek out in times of distress.
Now, you may be wondering, why am I recalling our many months together? Well, the answer is simple, it is time, dear Vuqe, time for us to make the ultimate commitment.