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The great IRONMAN wars 

Have you ever heard the story of the great ironman wars of 09? I didn't think so, its not a story they would tell you...

It all started in September 2009, the Iron Help cc had been the supreme ruling ironman cc for the past 200 years running unopposed to every other cc out there as they knew the power that Iron Help had. Until one day a child had a bad day and wanted to blow off some steam, his usual tactics of shaking his disco stick didn't work, he needed to let out of violent nature some other way, he decided to login to his favorite RUNESCAPE PRIVATE SERVER (Alora) and made a new account, he had been thinking long and hard as to what would be the most obnoxious name he could have and he had done it, he had created an account with the worst name possible "Ironman OG".

Young Ironman OG rubbed his hands together in delight as he knew his rein of terror was about to begin, he set upon his journey to become the best ironman in the world, doing farm runs, slayer tasks and even the occasional bit of runecrafting, until one day he was assigned his first boss task, the GIANT MOLE, he stopped and thought to himself if he would be able to take on such a great challenge. After a long mental battle with himself he decided he will undertake the task and equipped his finest blue d hide set and dragon med, ready to slay the beast he located it in a mere 7 minutes and attacked, readying himself for the first blow, he had trained for the past 4 hours for this and he wasn't going to give up but suddenly everything was black and he appeared at ::home.

"what happened?" he screamed.

A hooded figure approached him and told him "you got rekt, son" then pulling down his hood to reveal it was in fact Iron Help, Iron Help shadowing over Ironman OG he asked him "if you need help join Iron Help :)", but Ironman OG wasn't going to take help from this guy, he was his own man, he was strong. He decided he would create his own CC and that it would have the most members on all of Alora! First he had to think of some requirements, they had to be below him otherwise he risked the chance of an uprising, so he put into place the failed IQ test, you would need to take an IQ test and score below 50, the next test was the flaming test, you had to flame everybody and anybody for 3 hours straight, after this test you were in...

Iron Help got wind of what was going down and challenged Ironman OG to a 1v1 death match at GDZ and Ironman OG accepted, they both teleported with equal gear, but Ironman OG was sneaky and had his entire clan waiting in a DD at the teleport location, after tanking for 5 minutes with only pnecks Iron Help decides to call the rest of the clan to even the odds. Iron Help was outnumbered but not outmatched and the battle raged on for 3 hours until every member was exhausted.

A dark figure taking up at least 4 tiles appeared on a distant hill, everybody had seen it and was staring intently not knowing what it was when all of a sudden, it disappeared. Ironman OG turned to Iron Help to deliver one final blow when he felt something behind him. All of a sudden a large figure appeared behind Ironman OG and whispered in his ear "Heh, nothing personal kid..." and slit his throat. Stunned all of the Ironman OG followed quickly ran and denounced their Ironman ranks to only be ridiculed by a flurry of "WEAK" in the yell. 

Back on the battlefield the mysterious creature is licking up the blood of Ironman OG as Iron Help approaches, he tells the creature "Thank you, old friend" as the sun comes up on the horizon and illuminates the creature revealing that it is in fact...

THE GIANT FUCKING MOLE 

He then returned to his cave, the hero of the ironmen. To please the great GIANT MOLE he must be given the blood of a virgin in order to survive at least once every 2 weeks, for this reason the Iron Help CC routinely trick mods and support to teleport to his lair in order to sacrifice them to the great one, so just remember, if you ever want to visit the GIANT MOLEs cave for any reason then take this story as a warning!