Rangerboots

Hello peoples. 

' @ Draisaitl ruined my Alora-life'


The crime took place on February the 15th where, a young naive gamer makes an unfortunate gamble which will cost him the admiration of his peers.

I made a bet with Draisaitl that I would write an essay on the forums if he obtained the Olmlet pet which was later extended to the Inferno pet as well.



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What can I say, about the man, the myth, the legend, Draisaitl, a man of principle, integrity, unparralled mental fortitude and ferocious sexual prowess at the very least.

Chiselled in a body, which can only be described as 'voluptuous'. The glorious Draisaitl was delivered by Hermes himself to our undeserving mortal realm, to be, our saviour.
Saviour from what you may ask? From the corruption, greed, and general pathetic behaviour of @ DerpPenis , @ Alex450 and @ Aryan Dream . Our lord, Draisaitl, redeemed Alorians, nay, mankind. He gives us hope in trying times, he is the light of the world, whoever follows shall not walk in the darkness, but in the light of life itself. Witnessing the true greatness of this God-surpassing being requires an intellectual evolution, an ascension from our own physical and mental barriers. One could say, it is akin to going to heaven.
During the great #og & #help war of 2017-2018, where brother fought brother, armed with his trusted twisted bow named Steve, Draisaitl descended from above and all lay down their armaments in awe to reveal the truth, that normie was indeed, the way of the lord.
Such a being has never existed, and will never exist again. This is YOUR opportunity my friends, to witness greatness, I beseech you, stop your petty quarrels and your REEEEEEs, follow the path of Draisaitl and you shall find peace in life, as well as death.


This is why, ladies, gentlemen and ironmen, Draisaitl is the greatest player, on Alora.



Nice pet.