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#539540 sol heredit pet
Posted by Surprise HP
on 10 March 2026 - 05:48 PM
#538597 HP's Road to maxing every account [Updated Almost Daily, recent update Ma...
Posted by Surprise HP
on 26 February 2026 - 08:08 PM
Well, I started this topic while i was playing my GIM (you might be able to find the thread of it). But with my found love of playing EIM, I've moved my playing to the 4x mode and surpassed the GIM in a few ways.
However, in the background i've also been working on maxing other accounts while playing. So far I have maxed a GIM (first account to max). I've maxed a Ultimate ironman (Mobile HP, which started only as a mobile only UIM). I also maxed a normie (which eventually MAY end up being used just as a tank alt. Dunno on this one).
And then there's my Elite Ironman.
I've green logged many things that my GIM hasn't. I've put in much more playing time (for obvious reasons) to max the account and have found a love for the Golden Helm. For me it's a perfect mix for the exp rates. I do play solo with it.
Some notable achievements I've gotten with the EIM has been spooning my Thermy pet, pushing for hard tier Combat Achievements, and working towards green logging multiple sections of the collection log (currently at 450 slots, 12 clogs completed). I also started this account by pushing for the Pheonix pet (stopped at 150 todt kc, and over 100m firemaking exp without the pet). And obviously maxing my EIM.
In the background of playing this account I started a realism account. Which is currently at 444 total and at 0/23 for 99's.
The hope is to periodically keep updating my journey to maxing all accounts.
THE MONTH OF THE HCUIM!!!!! (March)
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March 1st, 2026
Yes, I made a HCUIM. Bringing back the days of when I played, and maxed, my normal UIM. It's much harder since I have to play the mindset of having the HC status, something that I never have done. So far so good! I have obtained my MA1 cape, my Torso and ava's device, and slowly but surely working my way to obtaining my fire cape. Soon i'll be looking at getting my construction up to start storing items like void and the slayer helm.
EIM!!!! In the background i'm working on doing collection log stuff. Just recently got my dpick from KQ (jesus that took a while), spooned the dragon cbow at 2 kc from rune dragons, got the first piece of dragonstone armour, and obtained the warpped sceptre. Unsure where I'm going to afk the account while i'm playing the HCUIM.
March 2nd, 2026
More progress today! Today was more of an afk day. I sat at the woodcutting guild on my EIM for anima (i need lik 30k bark for rest of the clog, and i'm missing one item for the full chicken outfit) while doing some stuff like fishing, cooking, and woodcutting teaks in preparation for the construction grind.
March 3rd, 2026
MAJOR gains on the HCUIM. Base 70 melee stats, barrows gloves and ddef obtained. Still trying to decide whether or not I want to manually grind out the black mask for slayer, or just get it passively
March 4th, 2026
A lot of skilling done for diaries. Obtained the Hard Ardougne diary to work on the 99 thieving goal while also getting funds for 99 construction. I really need a POH to start storing outfits in as my inventory is starting to fill up (using a looting bag while is a great thing, is not ideal for me for some reason)
March 7th, 2026
The work on getting my POH continues. More diaries have been completed, getting the Varrock diary has been a focus(ish) to get the discounted planks. Barrows has been good to me, got my row now so while i do slayer tasks I can get an increased amount of money caskets to work on my POH goal. Currently have 7.5m of the 10m needed.
Play time will be decreasing significantly. My wife is due with our 4th child (first boy!!) in less than 3 weeks from now, so getting the house ready is paramount.
March 9th, 2026
99 Strength obtained on the HCUIM! Slayer grind starts hard now alternating attack and defense until 99 in both.
Also finally unlocked my POH which allowed me to complete both easy and medium Varrock diaries. Slayer will occur until hard tier is complete, and I'll consider doing elite for maximum plank discounts.
March 10th, 2026
Finding a method to safe-spot wyverns, ended up going over 2x drop rate for a rune halberd at spiritual warriors with no luck. So shifted to a different method, which also trains up skills: Magic. Making and stocking up on death runes until 77 runecraft.
March 11th, 2026
Crafted those death runes, I now have the ability to make blood runes at will. Went back and FINALLY got that halberd at around 400 kc (nearly 3x the rate). Also got my rcb, the firecape is now in the sights of getting.
March 12th, 2026
85 Slayer obtained! Meaning the whip grind begins (the 7th HCUIM to achieve level 85 slayer). Stopped at the drop rate of 416 kc, no luck so far.
March 13th, 2026
The whip grind continues... Reached 1000 kill count for the day. Will continue tomorrow....
March 14th, 2026
1276 Kills. That's how many it took to get the damn whip.... I got 99 attack and 93 defense out of this grind (they both started at 85) The slayer grind continues.
March 15th, 2026
I did get distracted. Tested a full inventory of addy scims at giants foundry, like what I saw. Now I’m collecting around 3000 scims for the potential of getting 99 smithing lol. I am half way there at 1500 collected. Took a break to get a dragon axe for the woodcutting grind, got spooned there.
March 19th, 2026
Been playing off and on, slowly working on smithing and slayer now. Just unlocked the slayer helm, so black mask grind will start. Got my third 99 in hitpoints. Maxing is starting to slowly happen. Slayer drops of today: Eternal Ring, Black mask (slayer helm made)
March 21st, 2026
POH Construction time!!!! Made and used up 1000 teak planks on the HCUIM over the past few days. Was enough to make all the costume room upgrades i needed to start collecting items. Bought the range void that i stored the points for last week. It'll also be nice to have a place to store my slayer helm and torso for when I wanna be a naked UIM running around. After finishing the 1000 planks, i went and collected what should be 99 construction through Mahogany Homes which gave me 91 woodcutting. Perfect for afking at redwoods. Now i'm working on fishing/cooking so i can make anglers for the fight caves (i'm scared to death of dieing, even though I haven't died in the fight caves in years)
EIM continues in the background. I finished the lumberjack skilling outfit, and FINALLY got my blowpipe at a solid 665 kc at zulrah. Slayer now continues on so I can imbue the rest of my rings.
March 22nd, 2026
99 CONSTRUCTION HAS BEEN ACHIEVED ON THE HCUIM!!! While I was getting a looting bag I got spooned a second marble block. So naturally I made a guilded altar. Prayer exp is now on the books! First thing first is I gotta use up all the stuff in my looting bag. Which means 99 smithing may be on the horizon via all those addy scims I obtained (currently 86 smithing)March 23rd, 2026
After the 99 construction i've felt kind of lost. I used up a lot of the materials in the looting bag. Weighing options. In the mean time I shifted my focus back to my eim on slayer to get those imbues done. As far as task streaks, i'm 211 of the 250. I'm thinking becuase i have super donor status, once i hit the 250 streak i'll use that account to get some diaries done on the hcuim.
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#538368 WUUUUSHHUUU
Posted by Surprise HP
on 22 February 2026 - 06:54 PM
yoooo. Welcome my man! 12 years (and going) USN myself with a family of 3 girls, and a son who will be born in a month. I get the time crunch. Stopped paying for and playing OSRS back in 2023. Been on the rsps scene since.
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#538279 QOL - Right Click Misc Management
Posted by Surprise HP
on 21 February 2026 - 06:23 PM
I support this. Getting to the managing section is a pain for kingdom.
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#538273 The ability to decant potions as F2P
Posted by Surprise HP
on 21 February 2026 - 05:22 PM
I would support this if it was locked behind certain stuff. Like how the dramen staff is behind a diary.
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