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[Trailerpark]

2020 is the year of riots in Alora

 

Alora unofficial newspaper

The 29th of March 2020 02:13 PM server time

A new riot was brewing as a response to the latest update

*Sigh* Here we go again

 

The train took off from Falador which has become the standard starting point for Alora riots

 

Read all about the update here: [29/3/20] Slayer rework, Nightmare loot buff, Firelighters + Phoenix recolours & more!

 

 

What separates this riot from the previous is the objective.

The February riot wanted bonus xp or REEEE

Read about it here: Massive Alora Riot

 

This Riot had several complaints, but the riot wasn't necessarily unified on all topics

The objectives included:

1. Revert the slayer system
2. Free slayer skips for super donators+
3. Fix safe deaths
4. Revert the agility mark of grace system

And with the addition of a very enthusiastic riot-member, several new objectives shined through.

I'm of course talking about the maniac  MADIBOO

 

 

 

 

This post-update riot actually started with  s3iman almost losing 10B to a bug at the Nightmare.

Instead of reporting this bug he did what any other sane person would've done.
Start a riot

 

 

 

 

Here's some media from the riot:

 

Exaggeration is key to a successful riot

 

 

 

 

The riot had a quiet start with few participants

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not many players were "spamming" some even dubbed it the quiet riot

 

Players had different inputs and several players voiced their objection to the riot

 

 

 

Walking in circles in and around Edgeville bank is another requirement for a riot

 

 

 

This is by far my favorite moment from the riot

Remove Raids! - Give me aids!

 

 

 

Is it even a riot without overheads?

 

 

 

 

Train died 03:35 PM server time, due to the hype dying out

Or ..? 

 

Shortly after the riot died,  Omicron quelled the remaining flames

Even the safe death issue was tended to

 

 

 

 

 

While I have your attention let me use this opportunity to make a small request

 

 

If you're dissatisfied with updates or content in general

Don't bitch about it

 

Utilize the forums!

Voice your opinions at Feedback

Suggest changes at Suggestions

Report mistakes at Bug reports

 

Not Shadow is doing it right. Discuss the slayer update at his topic: Discussing the new "Slayer rework" update

 

Too many players has complanied today

It's entitled. Hours was spent making this update

Respond with gratitude and feedback, not bitching.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you for reading

 

[Moe]

Y'all are wild, love it.

[Snipz3y]

Make it happen

[YeetMcSkeet]

Nice post, oof.

[IM Perfectp]

Im famous! I said "give me aids"

[Otto]

I'm all for the strippers instead of staff members!

[Detharrow26]

Best thing about this update is the memes loved it

[Not Shadow]

When are we getting strippers ? @ Hellish ? please?  

[Polarizing]

lmfao your posts always manage to put a smile on my face thanks brotherpark

[Setup]

Probably better than the official newspaper

[Tbow Loc]

Quality shit 

[11]

Every post you make is just a big meme, and like I said in the past I love it.

 

Can we make a News Reporter rank just for Trailerpark?

[beans n cake]

Lol love this. That 2020 meme is great along with get rid of raids-give me aids

[Sassa fras]

We need to have an Alora drama calendar like this one!

[Defiler]

This is so funny, I actually forgot how annoyed I was from the update.

[Shitpissfuck]

This shit is funny af.

@ MADIBOO for ss

[S3]

Love it!

Hope to see more of this "unofficial" newspaper in the future

[Sunnii]

*when your bf gets all the credit from starting the riot when it was you that made him join the riot in the first place* 

[Kingford1956]

Well then, quite the read lol. Love this whole thread.

[MT]

Thanks for the unofficial report, sir!