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Posted 13 March 2020 - 11:50 PM #1

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The concept of this topic was made in collaboration with the amazing  Hassia

 

Greetings there player of

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Before you scroll down

Take a moment to mentally prepare yourself

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Pre-grind prep

 

You can't stay on Your grind if You don't put You first

 

 

 

Eat healthy

 

A healthy diet requires a variety of food.

In a shocking survey, the majority of Alora players admitted to eating nothing but fish!

 

:Nay: Stop eating this

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:Yea: Start eating this

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No more supplements

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And for the love of god

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Exercise

 

With the diet down, you're ready to take on the world with new-found energy

The Alora staff team has recommended at least 10 minutes of Puro~Puro or 10 laps of Agility per day.

 

Long term bank standing is one of the most common causes of back pain and sore feet in Alora

If you recognize these symptoms, it's about time you changed your lifestyle!

 

 

 

Here's something that will really whip  you into shape

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An exclusive sneak peek on the upcoming update of the "Daily Task" system
 

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Warning: the Saitama daily tasks may cause baldness (doesn't apply to  Lowkey )

 

 

 

 

Sleep

 

Even though the grind is the goal, you will lose efficiency if you're too tired

Ignore the people saying "REEEE, Sleep is XP-waste" and grab your sleeping cap!

 

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The quality of your sleep can tell if you've been grinding too hard

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if you find yourself shifting in and out of slumber

suddenly waking up, bathed in sweat

as you fall to your final doom

you may be experiencing

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GRINDMARES

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Take a break from your grind bro

 

 

 

 

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Mind and soul
With your body in peak condition we move on to the inside

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Mental health

 

In a busy world where everyone is constantly grinding, it's imperative to take breaks!

The world of Alora has plenty of awe inspiring places to visit

 

 

 

Falador park

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Priffdinas

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Enchanted valley

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Entertainment

 

Repeating the same thing over and over can be frustrating and boring!

Distract yourself with some entertainment

 

Some players use Netflix, YouTube, Facebook etc.

None of these compares to the in-game provided entertainment!

 

 

 

Simply strike up conversation with other players!
there's a 50% chance you're talking to a window licker, otherwise it's probably you

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You can ask which clan is #1 for some free drama
or tune in to the daily PvP raging in ;;yell

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Here's a few examples of what to expect from player interactions

 

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Love

 

In order to have a healthy mentality, love is a must

If you don't feel loved, you might lose your will to live, or even worse - your will to grind

 

The easiest way of feeling loved, is buying a gf.

The most common offer lies around 10gp, but some filthy gold-diggers demand more

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If you can't find a gf, feel free to use these images to let off some steam.

 

I wont judge you

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I lied, you're disgusting

 

 

 

Stay safe

 

Now that you're taking on the Alora hoes, remember to stay safe.

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In recent times, you can't feel safe anywhere!

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@ @ @ @ @   BREAKING NEWS   @ @ @ @ @

Omicron &  Lowkey locks down ;;dz due to Corona outbreak

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As the feared COVID-19 wreaks havoc upon Alora, players are encouraged to stay in their homes

Event managers cancels events and Edgeville bank is emptier than the wilderness

 

Some visionary merchants took advantage of the panic

Their hoarding of face masks and prayer scrolls aka. toilet paper has secured them great profit

 

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Steer clear of contaminated areas, keep your face mask Facemask.png?7c282 on, and stick to your grind!

 

 

 

 

 

Starting the grind

 

We've figured out how to maintain our physical and mental well-being.

Now we move on to the grind itself

 

 

 

Setting a goal

 

The first thing you need is an objective

This goal will become your beacon, lighting up the path towards success

 

As for what goal to set, follow your heart  <3

 

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In a situation where you've set your goal, but the gods of RNG plot against you

You may end up having the entirety of Alora treat your grind like a meme.

 

This is the greatest honour achievable.

 

So don't be humble when you set your goal

What do YOU want?

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Stay on track

 

With an objective set, you're ready to embark on your grind!

Gear up, turn up for your favourite music, and have your mom on bathroom QRF

 

 

 

In order to separate the wheat from the chaff, staff has laid out vicious traps

They will constantly try to bait you off track!

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Keep your eyes on the prize!

Some grinds may take a very long time

Dedication is Major Key Battered_key.png?bc119 Alert

The tougher the grind - The more accomplishment you feel

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Share your grind

 

Sometimes your mind will drift.

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Why am I here?

What am I doing with my life?

These are but meaningless pixels

This is waste of time and money!

:FeelsHangMan:

 

There's a way to add meaning to your existence and value to your time

Share your experiences with your friends

 

This may be the greatest source of motivation

 

You could join one of the major clans such as ICEDynasty or Phereus.

These clans often has chats where you can share your grind, or just make friends in general
People may encourage you and/or share their own experiences

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If you followed my awful advice earlier in this post about striking up conversation with random people

you may end up meeting like-minded people

 

These can very well become the reason you continue playing

Huge shout-out to my boys  Fe hash | Hassia | GIMP Jesus | TheTempzz

Yeah that's the entirety of my friends list

:FeelsRainMan: Please be my friend :PepeHands:

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Disclaimer: This may not be my actual friend list

 

If you have friends in real life (this is very unlikely) I encourage you to invite them to play Alora

They will undoubtedly respect you for your very impressive in-game play time

 

 

 

Flex your achievements

 

One of the reasons sharing your progress is motivating, is because it yields recognition

Apart from the encouragement from friends, there are also permanent distinctions

 

One such distinction is the Forum Award.

Here's an example of an achieved player's ( KP ) Awards

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You should definitely check the awards out!
They also make great goals to grind for such as

 

Maxing out every account type

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get a life dude

 

There are also less time consuming ones:

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Donator ranks also counts as a goal which requires grinding

Amass money and acquire bonds that will fund your next rank

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Your improved rank will then yield greater benefits which makes the future grinds easier

The most lucrative donator ranks ZM47rDd.png YfGgEqh.png 16D8X9U.png cetgpEz.png may require months of grinding or easy access to moms credit card

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Read more about donator perks and support the server here

 

 

 

 

 

You've made it all the way to

THE END

 

I hope you enjoyed it

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Good luck on your grind

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Thanks for reading

 


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Posted 14 March 2020 - 12:42 AM #2

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I feel like I'm worse off as a person upon having read this guide and I feel like that's the special something every guide should have! Liked and I volunteer to be your friend.



Posted 14 March 2020 - 01:36 AM #3

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 01:50 AM #4

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That was a wild ride from straight to finish. Sticky this shit


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Posted 14 March 2020 - 02:07 AM #5

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Now this is a quality post right here. Good tips sir and keep up the grind brothers :Kkomrade:

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 02:46 AM #6

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Game/life changing topic.

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 02:51 AM #7

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This was quite the interesting read. Thanks for making this!


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Posted 14 March 2020 - 08:22 AM #8

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I’m at a loss for words because I still don’t know what I just read..

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 09:19 AM #9

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how do you make these posts so good man, ur hilarious


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Posted 14 March 2020 - 10:09 AM #10

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Teach me master.


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Wow stuff, just wow.

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 12:26 PM #11

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What in the world did I just read

 

 

 

 

10/10


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Posted 17 March 2020 - 09:40 PM #12

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This is great, thank you.






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