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The third time's the charm

I had a mental breakdown writing this

Enjoy

 

 

 

 

Lately I've been trying my luck at one of the arguably hardest minigames of Alora

The Inferno

 

 

 

 

Armed with cerebral palsy mechanics and withdrawal symptoms I charged head-first into the deep

 

Equipped with fool-proof equipment and a fire cape to sacrifice, everything was going according to plan

 

 

I wanted to finish my achievement diary

I wanted the forums award

 

I lusted after the forbidden cape

 

 

 

I wasn't prepared for the atrocities awaiting me under the city of lava

 

 

My first attempt ended in a pathetic kneeling position.

Zuk ended my life as Jad had his way with me

 

 

I was not dismayed. If I can make it to Zuk, I can defeat Zuk!

Second try I could have SWORN I killed Jad.

 

Somehow I red-barred him and he gave me the sucker punch of a lifetime

 

 

 

This time I was certain I could pull it off.

It was late and looking back, I should've never done a back to back attempt

 

Third try, let's go!

Fast forward to the most scuffed run ever

 

 

I forgot to restock my inventory so I had to snake around and far cast to save prayer points

I tank 3 Jad hits in the triple Jad wave like it was nothing

I brushed off two of them as 0s!

At Zuk I thought my luck had run out

But as I killed jad, and then the final ranger - I was certain that this would be the successful run!

 

Zuk has no health, and I can practically feel the cape comforting my arched Quasimodo back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sike

 

 

Screw your dumb TokKul! Give me that cape!!!

 

I know you have loads of them

I see people with too much time on their hands practically money showering you with them!

 

 

Ready to greet me as I dared to open my eyes was MesutBrozil

Who had just completed the Inferno on his 7th try. Congratulations.

 

 

 

 

Huge shout out to Banks for his outstanding Inferno guide

 

Otherwise, here are two very thorough super simple video guides:

Spoiler

The waves

 

 

Triple Jad & Zuk

 

 

 

 

 

Now I will sleep

I pray that Zuk does not find me in my dreams

 

And turn them to nightmares

 

 

Wish me luck upon my fourth try

 

Watch out TzKal-Zuk, I'm coming for you

 

 

Thank you for reading

[Banks]

This post is absolutely amazing. I hope you get that cape.

[A BJ]

You will probably get after no more then 5 more attempts I have faith in you.

[Not Shadow]

Hey man Gl with the cape and I just got my cape yday,

 

Before I go I told a friend 16th time is the charm :)

 

You got this bud :)

[Blackpoiint]

Hahaha i love this post. Keep up the good content my man!
I have faith in you.

[11]

Every post you make is pure gold, and I love it.

Best of luck with the inferno, also big tip you don’t even need Ahrims. You can barrage in full Armadyl and just about always catch a freeze or blood barrage.