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Real Alan

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#548386 Buying Realism Twisted Bow

Posted by Real Alan on 19 August 2026 - 09:30 PM

I'm looking to sell a realism starter pack with a twisted bow included 


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#548385 buy offers

Posted by Real Alan on 19 August 2026 - 09:18 PM

LOL already tried that last year... and ran into a brick wall

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Topic 98484

 

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#548280 [15/08/26] Native HD Upgrades (MacOS, Particles, Weather, Skybox), Barrows Pe...

Posted by Real Alan on 18 August 2026 - 07:11 PM

Great update!

Minimal clue steps on Minimal Mondays? What a great idea!
Only took 4 years to bring a league feature to the main game.
Better late than never, I guess…

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Lighting fires while wielding a bow in your hand? Absolutely genius!
Shoutout to whoever made that suggestion.
Thanks to you, we can all get more AFK firemaking xp/inventory now!




#544879 Sup

Posted by Real Alan on 17 June 2026 - 05:10 PM

Awesome!  Welcome to Realism!




#544878 Suggestion: Define a Clear Vote Book Limit

Posted by Real Alan on 17 June 2026 - 05:06 PM

What are your thoughts on 

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votes/day as a clear vote book limit?




#544875 Castle Wars Events & Shop Rebalance

Posted by Real Alan on 17 June 2026 - 04:49 PM

What is your suggestion?:

1. Rebalance the castle wars shop prices to encourage player engagement in 2026

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2. Add castle wars tournament event as weekday/weekend event @Moe

Players sign up on forums

Are randomly placed into bracket/team

Players compete

Winning team members are rewarded vote book/booster from event

 

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

No

 

How would this benefit Alora?:

Quality of life

Revitalizes old/dead content

New fun competitive activity

Rebalances rewards 

1,250 tickets for full dagon'hai is ridiculous

2 tickets for 50 blood runes is ridiculous

You get on average 4 tickets/20 minutes

So rewarding players 100 blood runes for 20 minutes time

doesn't make any sense 




#544811 Dupe Pet Storage in PoH

Posted by Real Alan on 16 June 2026 - 06:32 PM

What is your suggestion?:

Allow players to store duplicate pets in PoH 

(stackable)

 

Is this in OSRS?:

No, but this feature is available in all other game storages systems

(costume room/seed vault)

 

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

No

 

How would this benefit Alora?:

Quality of life

This would allow players that have hundreds of herons/golems/beavers to store their pets and free up bank space




#544473 The Driest Soul at Sarachnis - Part 2

Posted by Real Alan on 08 June 2026 - 03:32 PM

Sarachnis Pet Drop Rate (1/2,080)

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Only took me 4 years and 9794 kills to get Sarachnis Pet 

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That's ~5x drop rate!

 

Odds of not getting Sarachnis pet in 9794 kills -> 0.9% 

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Odds of getting Sarachnis pet in 9794 kills -> 99.1%

 

Conclusion?  System flawed for the 99%!

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The Driest Soul at Sarachnis - Part 1




#544300 My Problem with Doom - Part 1

Posted by Real Alan on 05 June 2026 - 03:15 PM

My Problem with Doom - Part 1

Doing Doom is like going to McDonalds for happy meal toys

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Every time you get a golden shit hole drop (aka happy meal), you can expect to get 1 of 3 toys

avernic treads, eye of ayak, cloth of Mokhaiotl

 

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I've put in hundreds of hours, done 4k delves, and earned a total of 14 happy meals

Not 1 of those happy meals included a cloth of Mokhaiotl

 

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Happy Meal History

  1. 270 total delves - Avernic treads #1 - delve 5
  2. 580 total delves - Avernic treads #2 - delve 5
  3. 987 total delves - Avernic treads #3 - delve 7
  4. 1164 total delves - Eye of Ayak #1 - delve 12
  5. 1600 total delves - Eye of Ayak #2 - delve 7
  6. 2212 total delves - Avernic treads #4 - delve 9 
  7. 3107 total delves - Avernic treads #5 - delve 13
  8. 3142 total delves - Eye of Ayak #3 - delve 12
  9. 3199 total delves - Avernic treads #6 - delve 8
  10. 3207 total delves - Eye of Ayak #4 - delve 8
  11. 3220 total delves - Avernic Treads #7- delve 13
  12. 3292 total delves - Eye of Ayak #5 - delve 8
  13. 3660 total delves - Dom pet #1 - delve 14
  14. 3748 total delves - Avernic treads #8 - delve 10
  15. 4033 total delves - Dom pet #2 - delve 8
  16. 4160 total delves - Cloth of Mokhaiotl #1 - delve 10

 

drop rates on OSRS

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On OSRS, it takes about 111 cumulative runs (delves 1-9) for a Cloth of Mokhaiotl 

Alora typically has a 25% drop rate boost compared to OSRS

plus an additional 17% higher chance to receive rare drops (immortal donor perk)

which should cut the cumulative rate down to 75 cumulative runs (delves 1-9) for a Cloth of Mokhaiotl 

I've probably done 400+ cumulative runs, which puts me at minimum 5x drop rate

 

What can I say? 

I guess this is just... my problem with Doom, part 1

 

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My Problem with Doom - Part 2 coming when I take Rank 1 Doom from @Synyx

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Just kidding

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Doom of Mokhaiotl completed!




#544145 Reduce the cost of Aldarium

Posted by Real Alan on 03 June 2026 - 07:05 AM

What is your suggestion?:

 

Reduce the cost of aldarium in the Mixology store to be more appropriate for a RSPS

 

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Mox 80 -> 8

Aga 60 -> 6

Lye 90 -> 9

 

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

no

 

How would this benefit Alora?:

aldarium is a herblore secondary obtained from the mixology minigame

it is used to make goading and prayer regeneration potions

using harralander and huasca respectively

reducing the cost to buy aldarium will make these potions more accessible to the community 




#543632 Selling Realism Starter Pack

Posted by Real Alan on 23 May 2026 - 01:39 PM

Selling Realism Starter Pack 60b normie (aka my alt @real anal 's bank)

(alternatively will accept $10,000 in donation towards rank) 

Earnings will support Real Alan's eternal donor fund 

 

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Included but not pictured: Eye of Ayak

 

Sets inluded...

torva, masori, ancestral, inquisitor, justiciar, 3rd age melee, 3rd age weapons, crystal, anti-dragonfire shields, barrows, godswords, max prayer bonus, upgraded revenant weapons, staff of the dead variants

 

BIS equipment included...

Boots, magic shield, ranged gloves, stab sword, saturated heart, sanguine staff, kodai, soulreaper axe, upgraded trident (w/ 10 tentacles)

 

Access to pkp shop via T10 archaic emblems - 300k points 

 

While the 60b price tag may initially seem high, these items have taken thousands of hours to collect on the Realism game mode.  For a small 1 time fee, you can save yourself a great deal of time and jumpstart your realism journey.  These items come from various content including but not limited to: nex, nightmare, gauntlet, corporeal beast, godwards dungeon, desert treasure II bosses, wilderness bosses, doom, COX, TOB, TOA, treasure trails, and wilderness pking.  Due to the vastness of the collection, exclusivity of the items, and difficulty to obtain, I believe 60b or 10k rank donation is a small price to pay.  If interested, please leave a comment, DM me on forums, or contact me in game.    


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#507162 Crystal Implings Shards

Posted by Real Alan on 04 February 2025 - 10:59 PM

What is your suggestion?:

 

Make crystal shards a guaranteed drop from looting crystal implings

Crystal Implings = Regular loot + crystal shard

 

Is this in OSRS?:

no

 

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

no

 

How would this benefit Alora?:

 

killing most npcs -> regular loot + bones

killing demons -> regular loot + ashes

 

It would be nice if....

catching crystal implings -> regular loot + crystal shards

 

Currently, players need to catch ~18 crystal implings before getting any crystal shards




#507123 Term Limits on Staffing

Posted by Real Alan on 04 February 2025 - 08:51 AM

What is your suggestion?:

 

Add term limits on staff (1,000 days)

 

 

Is this in OSRS?:

No, but it is in real life 

 

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Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

No

 

How would this benefit Alora?:

It would limit staff corruption and power abuse

 

And it would also open our community to new people with new ideas to solve our community's problems

 

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Besides, certain staff members can really benefit from spending less time staffing and more time touching grass




#507121 Buff Dragonstone Armour Drop Rate

Posted by Real Alan on 04 February 2025 - 08:36 AM

What is your suggestion?:

 

Buff Dragonstone armour drop rate from elven crystal chest

 

Is this in OSRS?:

Yes

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With Alora 1.23x rate adjustment, the 1/500 osrs rate should be 1/406.5

If you include donor rank bonuses, the drop rate should definitely be better than 1/400

 

Currently on Alora, the rate is likely closer to 1/1,000

 

Personally, I've only received 1/5 pieces in over 800 rolls (with master donor rank)

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Which is way too many rolls for an RSPS

 

 

 

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

No

 

How would this benefit Alora?:

 

There is no reason for Alora drop rates to be worse than OSRS

 

It's 2025.  Fix your game.




#506486 Herbiboar

Posted by Real Alan on 30 January 2025 - 08:55 AM

95% of the time...

 

the people that don't support drop rate boosts ...

 

are also the same people....

 

that don't do the (shit-rng) content...

 

This just creates a feedback loop of more and more dead content.

 

It's 2025.  Fix your game.  No one is going to want to do 5,000 herbiboar runs for a herbi pet.

 

Let's be real, a 1/1,000 rate makes much more sense for a RSPS.