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#455478 Well of Goodwill

Posted by strudelle on 16 March 2023 - 11:36 AM

here is your answer on another forum post about the well :




i am not sure why it should change now. 

#455249 How a Penguin ended up in Port Sarim Jail

Posted by Real Alan on 13 March 2023 - 02:55 PM


Today, while doing master clues, I got randomly jailed by the staff team (@Ivy and @To gain)

What for?

For safe spotting nex, according to staff.

What did I actually do though?
To answer that, we'll need to go back in time.

While doing the drop rate calculations for nex, I realized that you only need to do 100 damage at nex to qualify for a roll on the unique drop table.

The MVP gets a small 1.2x bonus, while everyone else (rank 2 damage to rank last damage) all have the same odds at a drop.

As a result, I devised a plan to consistently get rank last damage with minimal effort.
If the rank 2 damage gets the same reward as rank last damage, why work that hard?
Blame the system. Don't blame the player.

Anyways, how might one do that?

Simple! Zaryte crossbow spec has 75 accuracy and will always hit 110 damage if the attack lands. If I can land 1 of those, I should be all set.

I could do this at the start and launch a zaryte crossbow spec at nex; however, nex has much higher ranged defense than her 4 mages. Plus nex likes to drag aggresive players into the center.

As a result, I decided to dump my spec on one of the 4 mages.

First, I started by targeting the last of the 4 mages. However, 1 out of 4 attempts resulted in a miss and sometimes I couldn't get the minimum 100 damage in afterwards.

So, I changed the plan.

I switched to the first mage. This way if I missed, I still had sufficient time to do the bare minimum 100 damage.

Here's how the plan worked.

1. Camouflage with the icy nex environment by morphing in a penguin with the clock work suit.
This will help me blend in with the mass.

2. Stand in the first mage's quadrant. I stood 1 tile next to the first mage to maximize my distance from nex (in the center). Nex has limited attack range, so this will minimize the incoming damage.

3. Unload 1 zaryte crossbow spec the second the first mage becomes attackable. If 100+ damage, morph back into a penguin. If not, continue attacking nex until 100 damage. Then return to penguin form.

4. Wait around while the nex mass moves to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th mages. This will drag nex far away from me and allow me to eliminate incoming damage.

Now that I had a plan in place, there was only 1 thing left to do.
Confirm with the staff and administrators that this method was allowed.
Here's how our chat went.


Now fast forward 2 weeks.
I'm working on some master clues, only to be teleported straight into jail.
No discussion, whatsoever.

When attempting to discuss... this is what happens.


According to staff, I broke the safe spotting rule.

Here's the issue with that though.
I only hit nex's mage 1 time.
Nex's mage hit me back 1 time.
Then I transformed back into a penguin.
I never even hit Nex (unless I missed my spec)

Imagine getting jailed for safe spotting nex, when you don't even attack nex.
According to staff, it's because I was standing on a certain bugged tile.

I didn't trap Nex. I didn't attack Nex. I just stayed while nex ran away from me and chased the rest of the mass to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th mages. This is clearly not safe spotting.

My problem with this is... if the tile is bugged -> it's staff's responsibility to let players know not to stand on that tile (or to just block that tile off entirely)

To gain failed to mention which tiles were off limits.
There's no way a new player would know that standing next to a mage is bannable.
It's completely allowed in OSRS. How else do you melee the magers?

I'm just an innocent penguin that's playing the game in my own creative manner.
How am I supposed to know that standing next to a mage is a bugged spot?

I was aware that standing next to the 3rd mage could cause nex to bug into a wall, so I avoided that. I even tried to avoid breaking any rules by first confirming with staff before doing it.


And that boys... is how a penguin ended up in Port Sarim Jail. 

#455251 How a Penguin ended up in Port Sarim Jail

Posted by gim crohn on 13 March 2023 - 03:34 PM

This has 4 layers of cringe and allow me to elaborate


  1. Cringe from Player Staff Team in general, as this was likely voted on and I PERSONALLY know multiple of you who've used this safespot specifically in instances with your mates. Yes, Alan may be viewed as a dislikable person for many reasons but the hypocrisy is wild. Also muting him for being annoying (which yes you probably were being annoying Alan) to staff is just pathetic. Police shouldn't have the right in a game or in real life to just use their powers to circumvent or punish someone for someone being annoying or rude to them - that's their job. 
  2. Cringe from Developers for having multiple updates pass and not fixing this. I'm certain this has been reported and if it hasn't as it's breaking game rules and is punishable staff should be responsible for reporting and seeing to it getting fixed not the players who are liable to be punished for using it because then it becomes a game of "oh I was just testing it to get video/photo evidence to post the bug report" and no staff member could prove otherwise. 
  3. Cringe from @To gain for specifically allowing it then punishing him for doing it without so much as a warning (now this one is tentative because it's possible he warned him and Alan is leaving this out.)
  4. Cringe from @Real Alan for having so much goddamn free time that he's able to make this long of a post about a penguin in jail (and muted) for using a safepot. Personally I would have just laughed and said what I always do - Fuck this game and log out. 


#452681 well of Good-will 50m vs 200m

Posted by julsbasement on 03 February 2023 - 02:06 PM

topic 74217. We need minds like yours.

#452087 Aftermath - PvM/Skilling - All Game Modes

Posted by Memento Mori on 27 January 2023 - 02:02 PM

I. What is/are your IGN(s)? [please include all ALT accounts]

not your  business

II. Which Game Mode(s) do you play?

not your  business 

III. What is your Discord ID?

not your  business 

IV. What is your game-time?

not your  business 

V. What is your total Boss Kill count?

 Ive killed over 9000 @St8

VI. How did you find out about us?

Doing your mom

*Please be aware that it may take up to 24 hours for your application to be accepted/declined*

24hours?!?! i aint got time for that

*If u add a picture, make sure to add the URL and NOT the picture itself!*

I send feets on Onlyfans







SMH @Brambo



i really need to pee maaaAn

#449286 More completionist capes

Posted by julsbasement on 29 December 2022 - 12:31 PM

What is your suggestion?: Add completionist capes for other cc's

Is this in OSRS?: no

Has this suggestion been accepted already?: no

How would this benefit Alora?: As of now, only Ice cc has a completionist cape.  By adding capes for other open cc's such as paragon, aftermath, and abyss walkers, we can show our cc pride

#425587 Aftermath PvM League Lootations

Posted by Sagacious on 02 March 2022 - 12:52 PM

Event was a blast. Thanks for hosting!

Thanks @Rafiki for carrying. :D


That video lmfao.

#425541 Aftermath PvM League Lootations

Posted by beans n cake on 01 March 2022 - 06:39 PM

Awesome stuff. Lots of gamers grinding. @Tungus you animal

And @21 crushing it as always with the post. #afm

#425539 Aftermath PvM League Lootations

Posted by strudelle on 01 March 2022 - 06:30 PM

was a very great event! i've been pretty lucky to be in a spooned team! 

thx @Yautja and @AndrewFL my 2 partner.

#425540 Aftermath PvM League Lootations

Posted by Gimslaving on 01 March 2022 - 06:33 PM

Broo, that video is hilarious lmfao!,

#425537 Aftermath PvM League Lootations

Posted by Fe 21 on 01 March 2022 - 06:11 PM

Welcome to Aftermath PvM League Lootations



Hello gamers!


We are back with a topic full of purps and juicy loot from our Aftermath PvM League! During the PvM League we saw 705 drops in total, here is a showcase of some of the loot.


You can also view the final scoreboard here: Aftermath CC PvM League


apply here: Aftermath CC


Our discord is also public for anyone to join, but your access will be limited unless a member of Aftermath


Discord Link: Aftermath CC Discord


We are a friendly & active PvM/Skilling clan with currently over 100 members!

Without further ado, enjoy the read!


Chambers of Xeric



Theatre of Blood



Corporeal Beast



Nightmare of Ashihama







Rare Drops & Pets




HUGE thank you to all who participated in our PvM League and congratulations to all winners!


Team Event

1st Place - TEAM 5 (@Yautja, @AndrewFL, @Strudelle)

2nd Place - TEAM 8 (@Sagacious, @Rafiki, @South LDN)

3rd Place - TEAM 7 (@Gimslaving, @GIMbo Slice, @Realchegg)



MVP Awards

MVP Points - @Rafiki with 789 Points

MVP Drops - @julsbasement with 55 Drops



That's all folks! Just something to finish this lootations and awards topic off is this amazing screenshot & video


#425538 Aftermath PvM League Lootations

Posted by gim crohn on 01 March 2022 - 06:16 PM

Good shit gamers! I only wish @Tungus was in the winning team so we could see his literary genius in a speech.

#423972 Gauntlet guide

Posted by Bobby lazer on 06 February 2022 - 08:02 AM

These are the stats you need to enter priff, you also need all quests done
This is the loot I have received in over 1k kc, if you would like to know the drop table here is a link to the wiki - https://oldschool.ru..._(The_Gauntlet)
These are the recourses you'll need in order to fight the boss. I use a 5:1 method that is explained in the video, however it is slightly advanced and can be overwhelming when learning gauntlet as there are a lot of moving parts so its easier to stick with 2 weapons. 
I highly suggest turning on the "Gauntlet" runelite plug-in if you are using runelite, it helps a lot. I use the default settings for gauntlet in runelite.
8-12 Food
2 weapon frames.
3 crystal ores, linum tirinums and phren barks.
2 grym leaves.
320 crystal shards.
2 of the following items: crystal spike (for the halberd), crystal orb (for the staff) or crystalline bowstring (for the bow).
killing a second demi boss gives you a 50/50 chance of getting one of the two weapons, For example if you were to kill a second bear you'd either get a bow string or a Orb.
Bear - Spike (Halberd)
Dark-beast - Bowstring (Bow)
Dragon - Orb (Staff, it fucking sucks)
This is a layout of gauntlet, the highlighted rooms on each side is where the demi bosses can spawn, 
it is not guaranteed to spawn in these rooms but the best chance seeing as they don't spawn anywhere else.

#423611 ICE Chronicles V1

Posted by Ice on 31 January 2022 - 10:32 PM

The ICE Clan presents to you ICE Chronicles!


ICE chronicles v1 will be all about a recap of 2021 and the early days of 2022! The highs and lows of what was a successful year 

for the Men and Women in ICE. We hope you enjoy the read!


Chapter 1: Meet some of the team!


After multiple hours of IQ tests, 100s of rounds of skirbblo, and multiple ICE PKing trips venturing into an empty wilderness, two of our members have stood out in the eyes of our community. Two completely different individuals having the opportunity to showcase what really goes on upstairs.


Test Subject 1: GylleGris - Gris - MrStealYoCousin - UncleGris *Mentor in ICE*


How long have you been in ICE and what is your role?
Oh boy, I think I’ve been a part of ICE for 2 years. 
What has been your best moment in Alora so far?
If you could give a fresh player straight off tutorial island one piece of advice, what would it be?
It really doesn’t matter if you wear a rubber or not, if you’re playing an RSPS you won’t get anyone preggo.
Who is your favorite Tik-Toker?
Depends really, whenever a new person decides to do the challenge where you put your knife into an electrical outlet they’re my new favorite.
Who would win in a fight? A clone army of 20 @Danlsh’s or 1 giant Suqah?
Well, the Suqah, unless the Danlsh’s attack at night. Because we all know you can’t suqahdisssdiiick all day
Test Subject 2: SeaJay - Ojay - Juice - Dad *LT in ICE*
How long have you been playing Alora?
I've been playing Alora give or take 10 months now. I've started playing on march 8th of last year when a buddy of mine wanted to try duos.
What are your current goals while playing Alora?
As of late, learning and getting good at raids lol. I'm able to handle myself but I'm fairly nooby. Maxing was my goal at the beginning and I've accomplished that so naturally next is monkey :)
What is your favorite part about Alora and why?
That's kinda tough but I think I'd say its community. Alora is a fun game but it'd be nothing without the people the make it fun to come here every day chat/banter with. Alora's runelite feature is something that not every RSPS has and I believe its what keeps most its players here too :)
What is your favourite music genre? 
I listen to most genres, kinda a hint of everything but it often just matters on the mood.
If you were stuck on an island and could chose 3 NPCs to join you, who would they be, and why?
are talking in-game or like a hypothetical in real life? cuz I'd choose mac, a maxed player. the old wise man, buddy knows shit that we dont and he's a wizard, and Bob because who doesn't like bob?

Chapter 2: Grinds/Spoons and much more!


Another year, another empty bowl of cereal. If one thing ICE is known for it's that we have the tendency to grind. But that's not always the case.

As much as you and I hate them, It's always awesome to see some spoons!


The Spoons:






















Not only do we have spoons! We also have some gamers who love to grind!










Now for some MEGA spoons.








Not only a 21 KC Ely. But a Scythe and a T-bow in the same day! Spoon of the year goes to iron tard


Below are some of our funny moments from 2021. Viewer discretion is advised.







Introducing the #1 Group HCIM team. 








Looking for an active PK clan? Join ICE today!



Rumor has it, a few of the boys in ICE are releasing their debut album UwUgang440 Ft. Lil Creamy x Lil NoIQ. Streaming on Spotify soon!



Chapter 3: ICE Enters the wilderness


Just a bunch of Irons PKing like back in the golden days. 


In the shadows of the night, the demons come out to play. What's a clan post without a PK showcase!











However, not every PK goes our way. Ladies and Gentlemen a leak like no other. Never seen before footage of the one and only Ivy testing his skills in a heated 1v1 battle vs a fierce warrior! (Who's only 13)



Chapter 4: ICE Events


Events have been flowing through ICE, with the likes of the Aftermath x ICE bingo and our recent event Santa's little helper. 

From weekly events to discord nights. ICE has got you covered.


In the month of March, ICE is happy to announce we will be hosting a King of the Hardcore event!


Overview of the event: 

When: March 2022

Event Duration: 2 Weeks

Prize Pool: 2b + 


Rundown: Players will begin on a fresh level 3 account and grind out the best items they can within the 2 weeks. At the end of the 2 weeks, competitors will battle it out in the wilderness in a 1v1 tournament style competition, where the top 3 competitors will win from the prize pool. However there can only be one winner.


There will be multiple challenges throughout the event, such as... First player to any 99 stat wins 150m +  


Keep an eye out on forums in the month of February for a full rundown of the event + sign-up thread! 

This is one you will not want to miss!


Chapter 5: Farewell 2021


In conclusion, 2021 was a year to remember. The friendships that were made, the soldiers that we lost to other Alorian militants. 

As the famous youtuber Steel Nogan would say CBA and we cannot wait to see what 2022 brings!


If your looking for a community to join? Why not join ICE! From dentists to danes and a community all around the globe.

We are the community for you!


"ICE" cc in Alora or check out or discord Discord.gg/ICE


ICE [Ironman/Classic/Elite] PVM/PVP/SKILLING - Other Clans - Alora RSPS | Oldschool MMORPG

#406592 Aftermath - PvM/Skilling - All Game Modes

Posted by Aftermath CC on 18 August 2021 - 12:53 PM



Recruitment Status: Closed (as of 2/20/24)





Aftermath offers the ideal community and member to support those looking for mid to end game challenges.

We welcome all players from all parts of the world and have zero tolerance towards all forms of discrimination.





-We host regular top tier group PVM events such as Chambers of Xeric’s, Theatre of Blood, Nightmare and Corporeal Beast.


-We host multiple giveaways weekly and every Friday we run mass COX or TOB.


-We also host bingo events every few months with a prize pool consisting of 5b+ each event.


Our discord is public for anyone to join, but your access will be limited unless a member of Aftermath


Discord Link: https://discord.com/invite/MCG8tsTZbw





1. There is no place for bullying, racism or discrimination of any kind. 

2. Do not be negative and/or toxic over yell or in the CC.

3. Entering the wilderness is at your own risk. 

4. Must follow all Alora's in-game rules. This can be found https://www.alora.io...official-rules/

5. Show a positive light, respect all members in and outside of the clan to portray a positive reflection on the clan and community.





Normie - 1900 total level 

Ironman - 1800 total level 

GIM - 1500 total level

Elite Ironman - 1300 total level

HCIM - 1400 total level

Classic - 1300 total level
Realism1200 total level

1500 combined boss kc 

6 days playtime


If u dont meet the requirements, dont hesitate to apply. Your application will be polled between the higher ups!





I. What is/are your IGN(s)? [please include all ALT accounts]


II. Which Game Mode(s) do you play?


III. What is your Discord ID?


IV. What is your game-time?


V. What is your total Boss Kill count?


VI. How did you find out about us?


*Please be aware that it may take up to 24 hours for your application to be accepted/declined*


*If u add a picture, make sure to add the URL and NOT the picture itself!*








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