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 Today I've reached my "Long term" goal and that is....Completionist cape on my Elite Ironman, also 3rd time achieving completionist across all my accounts. I was playing solo for the entire time.

 

As for the 200ms, I went for Thieving, Farming and Ranged.

 

Achieved on 23 April

 

 

Achieved on 1st May

 

Achieved on 1st May

 

Achieved on 22 April

 

61 Days 14 Hours playtime 

 

 

 

Aftermath CC is an all game-modes clan that doesn't take themselves, or this game too seriously. We're here to have some fun, and not to treat this game like an Olympic sport, now if this sounds like you please feel free to apply to Alora's most popular non-helpcc at the following: Aftermath - PvM/Skilling - All Game Modes - Clan Recruitment - Alora RSPS | Oldschool MMORPG

 

 

 

Although we do have requirements to become full members, we also have a trial rank that allows you 30 days to not only complete the requirements but also to get vibe checked by the homies. Without further rambling I bring to you Alora's Finest: Aftermath. 

 

 

 

 

 

This month we have a few changes to the Higher-Ups and are excited for what the future has to bring.

 

Promotions:

 

We congratulate @saeed for his promotion to the Gold Star Gang.

 

Additions:

 

We welcome back @St8 as Captain from his brief hiatus to touch grass and lift weights.

 

 

Resignations:

 

None - Congrats guys.

 

 

 

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

 

 

 

We have officially met with @Paragon and they have recognized their untimely demise and they made a laughably brief attempt to join our ranks before they were ridiculed and given the swift boot out after unsightly screenshots leaked of their discussions about our beloved Tekk3rs. We'd expose those discussions but they're so vile they wouldn't be allowed on Alora's Christian Minecraft Forums.

 

 

 

We here at Aftermath will be recognizing 3 of our most important members every month with honorable awards that they can wear with pride.

 

 

Now we aren't stingy with our awards and accolades and will be recognizing 1 non-cc member every single month for their contributions to not only making Aftermath great but also Alora great!

 

 

@redcar aka Dedcar has a long history of donating HUGE amounts to Aftermath even when he was among our ranks. Unfortunately he's not as quick with his logout in the wilderness as he is while gambling clan members.

 

 

 

 

Listen Up, we're more than just our sense of humor. Behind the jokes and the banter we're some of the most dedicated and impressive gamers Alora has to offer. We may be humble but we are not to be mistaken for chumps. Lets take a few minutes to appreciate some achievements made by AFM members!

 

 

I'd like to start this section off by stating something we all are thinking: what the ACTUAL fuck @Omicron how is this possible. 

 

 

Unfortunately somehow we LOST pictures of shadow drops from @McGehee. I think I speak for everyone in Alora when I say you're the absolute spoon of the DECADE. 

The Spooning Don't Stop There!

 

 

I'm glad you've made it this far. Unfortunately not all players in Alora that witness Aftermath's greatness live as long as you, many perish at the hands of our beloved demons in the wilderness. Unfortunately PARAGONE has been MIA apart from @socket and @Ransu poking their head up once in a while to score a kill on one of our many PvMers to cosplay as NHers. Somehow in their little forum post they left out all the sets they lost to those very same PvMers... Wonder how that happened, must be a glitchh

 

Somehow our PvMers turned NH Cosplayers have claimed many sets recently, although we don't claim to be a PvP focused clan we aren't afraid of throwing ourselves in the ring. Our impeccable teamwork, and team morale that's higher than @Moe and @it_happened on a weekend make us a formidable threat to all in Alora's Wilderness.

 

We wanna give an honorable mention to the Wannabe Disney star, former AFM members, and "PKers" who lose their streaks to HCIM: Alora may not be 1:1 with osrs but we can still turn your bones to peaches in our hearts. 

 

 

 

Now, if you're a little angry or upset by this point I'd like to remind you that this is just a ripoff of a 00's clicker game and none of this is serious. We'd like to conclude this volume with some funny moments from behind the scenes from this month. In the end, this game would suck ass if it wasn't for the people in it and the fun we have together.

 

 

https://gyazo.com/e1...d3e3fec7e911df3

 

 

AFTERMATH HISTORY LESSONS

 

Congratulations for making it all the way though this post. We're going to end these newsletters with some history lessons on major Aftermath events, people, misfortunates, etc. 

 

Today we're going to learn about the infamous

 

Super Restore Fiasco of 2023

 

Legal Disclaimer:

 

In late 2022/early 2023 Alora's amazing development team implemented one of the most beloved changes in history; They made super restores heal almost 50HP in addition to their regular effects. It wasn't long before players (and staff) began to take note, a new meta was forming for ALL content in the game. Anglers and manta rays were left in the bank and players across all our 1 world began using super restores instead; especially prominent AFM members. 

 

After this became known to staff conflicting reports came out about what you were, and weren't allowed to do. You couldn't use them, you could only use them bursting, you could only have a maximum of 3 in your inventory, the rules kept coming and so did the seemingly arbitrary punishments. 

 

Unfortunately Aftermath is not known for a reserved nature, and instead some of our prominent members took it upon themselves to "bug test" the super restores to explore the details of this new Alora "feature" to determine how best to file bug reports and help our development team out. Unfortunately the staff didn't see this the way many of us did; and swiftly handed out jails and punishments to the many members accused of "abusing" this new feature. 

 

Here are some of the greatest moments from this time:

 

 

 

Want to know more? ::topic 74217

 

 

A Huge Shoutout goes out to the many people that make these newsletters possible most notably:

@Tae Iron

@Suede

@Brambo

@gim crohn

St8's Sister

Support for sure. Like you stated, other variations of items work for certain steps and it doesn't seem unreasonable for this one to work as well.

What is your suggestion?:

When someone adds money to the well it tells you precisely how much was added. It would be nice to know how much more is needed to hit the goal.

Is this in OSRS?:

No, but neither is the well

Has this suggestion been accepted already?:

On a search in the suggestions section, it was not turned up

How would this benefit Alora?:

Players would be more likely to donate if they see it is close to being full. Money sink go vroom

Nice idea and I think would encourage people to donate if it's close to completion.

 

Sometimes the well is partly full but not been donated too for a while so this would remind people - perhaps it could even be one of the server wide messages too.

I like your idea!

Support. Maybe make it to where you can toggle it on and off certain bosses i dont care for the loot on the ground and would rather it go away then stay there

The issue with this is that there's no real structure like there is on the forums. Suggestions will be poorly formatted or lacking detail, players will not be able to give feedback, which is a massively important factor on deciding if a suggestion is accepted or declined, and players' suggestions will be buried in the channel rather quickly. Players' forum accounts are auto-registered for them, so it's generally quite easy to just going to the forums and login like you would in-game to make a suggestion. It's not as quick/easy as doing it through the discord channel, that's true, but it's far more structured and organized.

Your suggestion has been declined, if you feel this was wrongfully done please contact a Forum Moderator+.

no support, the reward for doing it is the items and once you get log done you either choose to leave it on or not lol could see it getting abused as well since theres ways to spawn the random questions faster as well (if that's still a thing anyways)

So what you're saying is that you want a reward for disabling rewards?

While I think your idea is very creative and original, I'm inclined to agree with Beans Here 

I don't agree with beans so support

No support. Not in osrs and also i think once you implement custom things like this, then you start a slope of suggestions for anything that people have of dupes of that aren't tradeable (I.E. boss heads)

Its not giveaway, u don't get bot question every time u steal from stalls do u? No so atleast it rewards u after u complete collection log for random events, and u don't want to get same items no more. Omi can decide on what rewards to add, am just makeing a suggestion.

yeah, to somewhat prevent botting. Contrary to popular belief, we are NOT playing giveaway simulator. Why do we have to get free gp for every action we do?

There are plenty of things they could be working on rather than adding more needless monetary income in the form of random events when they already give you a free 27 collection slots