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Posted 02 October 2019 - 07:30 PM #1



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Hello everyone, welcome to this month's edition of the Alora Newspaper!


With the beloved Groot stepping down from the staff team, this month's edition of the Alora news is brought to you by Mack and KP. However, he couldn't stay away so he has returned on Code 002.


We hope that everyone has had a great month of September! It's been another busy month with some great updates and events. We hope you've enjoyed them and are ready for some great new stuff in the coming months as we edge another month closer to Alora's 3 Year Anniversary!



There have been no updates to the rules in the month of September.


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September 14th, 2019


September 21st, 2019



If you want to check out the entire list of updates, click https://www.alora.io...rum/14-updates/

September 9th, 2019

Kharyrll has been promoted to Administrator.

Jisoo has returned to the staff team as a Server Moderator.

 Smiv has been promoted to Global Moderator.
Laardii has been promoted to Forum Moderator.

Morgen has been promoted to Server Moderator.
Revol has been promoted to Server Moderator.

Groot has resigned from the Administrator rank.

C4 has resigned from the Administrator rank

September 29th, 2019

Code 002 has returned to the team as an Administrator.

LTG Arrow has been promoted to Server Moderator.

king purple has changed their name to KP.

Fenrir has changed their name to Draisaitl.

Loinen22 has changed their name to 22.

Salter has resigned from the Administrator rank.

Exmark has been demoted from the Server Moderator rank due to inactivity.

For more info on the Staff updates, click https://www.alora.io...-staff-updates/
This month KP will be interviewing: C4 aka Hellish and Doofy.
We'll get started with C4 first.
Q: How is this new stage in your college years treating you? You mentioned in your resignation that you left the staff team because of it, I still don't know if I can forgive you...
A: To be honest, it's a mixed bag, it varies significantly day by day & department by department. Some days I'll have absolutely nothing to do on clinic, whereas others, I have long shifts or presentations to make. All in all was hoping to learn more than I am at the moment, hopefully, that comes as I progress through the rotations.
Q: If your mother didn't beat you up until you become a doctor, what would you like to be?
A: Both my parents actually attempted to dissuade my brother & me from pursuing this career. If not for medicine, which I'd decided on from a young age, I'd have probably studied pure biology & genetics, however, I'm not sure how far I'd be able to go in that field without a medical degree.
Q: https://www.alora.io/forums/topic/44616-i-love-vuqe/ Regarding this topic, the players would like to know how the relationship is looking like, I heard some cheating was going on...
A: We broke up. I caught Vuqe cheating with Scuffed EIM just one time too many. I decided to get my revenge by telling him that items dropped by an Ultimate Ironman will last for 60 minutes. Vuqe, being the whale he is, dropped & lost all his seeds. We separated shortly after.


Q: This question is going to make Mack angry no matter what. IF you had to pick between revamping Chambers of Xeric or the Achievement Diaries, which one would you pick and why?


A: Obviously would pick both. If I HAD to, however, I'd say raids. I've seen firsthand the proposed raids changes and they'd be fantastic BUT, there needs to be a major overhaul in loot accompanying it, donator statuses are disproportionately overpowered.


Q: What do you enjoy doing the most on Alora? Bullying Paine doesn't count.


A: Although the amount of hours I've been putting in Alora has dropped, I still enjoy working on my main account to truly complete it. I just spent 2 weeks trying to get an eternal slayer ring (which I got today), going to passively work on some 200m skills and other niche items. Just whatever I feel like doing tbh. 


Q: What is your most unusual talent?


A: 1. As a fair few people here know, I'm able to draw on my skin and have it appear as an allergic reaction. Take Redius's signature for example: https://i.imgur.com/olyw7sJ.png


2. To be muted on a whim, at any point in time by God



Now let's take it on over to Doofy.


Q: Ever since you returned to the staff team, you seem to have found the balance between the game and IRL. Being able to stay consistent in the game and not burning out is something that not everyone can do. What’s the secret? 
A: Although I don't have as much free time as I used to due to work, finding the balance between staying consistent and not burning out has been really important for me. For me, it was understanding that my position here on the staff team is a volunteer position. I don't force myself to get on when I really don't feel like it, whether its because I'm exhausted or feel like playing something else that night. I know that if I were to force myself to get on and be a stafferman every day after I get home from work I would for sure be burnt out. Personally, I believe that even if I am not on all the time, I am able to perform my duties much better because I am choosing to do them, rather than feeling like I have to do them.
Q: Why are dolphins the cutest animal on the planet, and why do you love them so much?  
A: I actually don't think dolphins are the cutest animal, however, I do think they are pretty badass. Dolphins are incredibly intelligent, and a lot of people don't realize there are 40 different species of dolphins and one of my favorite species of dolphins are Killer Whales (Orcas). Transient Killer whales will often play with their food or even hurt other marine mammals such as seals just for fun, oftentimes doing so by flinging them up into the air or drowning them.
Q: When are you going to take those hands off Jisoo? You know who he belongs to...
A: I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this question... I do not think of Jisoo as property, nor do I believe he belongs to anyone but himself. He is an amazing person and someone I consider a close friend. I have been fortunate enough to spend lots of time talking and working with him throughout my time here on Alora.
Q: If you had to pick ONE content update, rework or fix to add to Alora, what would it be and why?  
A: Curses. Specifically, soul split so I don't have to pay attention when killing bosses.
Q: If you were an animated character, who would you be and why?
A: This is a hard one... I think I might have to go with Donkey from Shrek. There is just something about his ability to communicate and subconsciously manipulate 'people' into doing what is in his best interest that intrigues me.
Q: Who is the best hardcore ironman, Smiv or IM Moe? They both seem to be extremely talented, but I think you are the right person to pick a winner on this.  
A: Personally, I must go with Smiv on this one. Although Moe and Smiv have a similar track record with their HCIMs, Smiv’s tenacity and ‘not going to quit’ attitude is oddly inspiring. Who knows what NPC will take his life next and I’m sure as per usual, it will be a pleasant surprise.



Have any interview questions that you would like to ask any of the staff members?
Don't hesitate to send me a private message via forums / Discord and I'll include them in the next edition along with the answers from that staff member!
Content Polls:
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SuperiorIQ coming through with some prime pet RNG from the God Bosses
Jeff is hero hits the jackpot at the Revenant Caves
B00m3r's luck at Corp was sure to get @7's blood boiling
MyDadsBelt makes the Black Mask grind look all too easy
Its Wii was so close, yet so far away with this Twisted B..
Horus claims one of the few Realism Avernic Hilts at an early KC!
Hextone showing off some more of Corp's generosity this month with a 1 KC Arcane!
M O M never ran faster in their life after this lucky 1 KC Chaos Elemantal pet!
Goals & Achievements:
Here's the latest update from Real Try's Realism skiller account.
Stay up to date with D 's Ironman progress thread.
Check out Isekaii's loot from his grind to 200M Slayer on Classic!
Take a gander at Some random 's awesome HCIM account progress!
No's Italian vacation welcomed him back with some insane clue RNG.
You'll be asking yourself why when you check out y's impressive HCUIM restricted account progress:
Go give Ef ironman some feedback and suggestions as he plans to Comp his ironman.
Congratulations to 22 on finally completing the Inferno and collecting his GIM Completionist Monkey!
SuperiorIQ finally gets what he's looking for!
Check out Dynasty's last month of Raids loot.
Check out this suggestion from Extremedanny on an OSRS variant of Skotizo
Here's a suggestion from Akkasian on adding the Throne of Miscellania
A bank QOL suggestion from Real Try
Here's a suggestion from GIM Smicker to add the use of Hardwood patches
Check out this suggestion from Mack to rework the Achievement Diary system and rewards
A cool suggestion from Ult Man to expand clue scrolls
A ground item plug-in suggestion from Real Pivo
Leave your feedback on this PVP suggestion from Solivagant
Here's a useful suggestion for the Digisite Pendant from Xero oreX
Additional suggestions can be found in the suggestion section here.
Want to be featured in the newest section of the Alora Newspaper?
Make a topic in our Goals and Achievements section or PM me on the forums / Discord with your accomplishment!
The MOTM poll has concluded and here are the final results received from the community.
The September MOTM winner is...




Congratulations! You have stood out in the eye of the community this month. Thank you for being a great member here on Alora.  :)
Contact Lowkey for your 3 bonds prize in-game, and your Forum Awards will be active shortly.
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Content Creators:


Check out some of the recent work put out by some of our content creators! They put a lot of work into these videos and it makes for great entertainment while grinding out whatever it is you may be doing in-game.




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That concludes this month’s edition of the Alora Newspaper!
Read our last Newspaper by clicking down below:

Posted 02 October 2019 - 07:39 PM #2

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Was actually well designed, enjoyed reading it =)

Posted 02 October 2019 - 07:41 PM #3


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Nice read, thanks for posting Mack   :hyppers:




Posted 02 October 2019 - 07:44 PM #4

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Must of put a lot of time into this! Enjoyable reading this <3

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Posted 02 October 2019 - 08:07 PM #5

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This was awesome! Thanks for putting this together Mack :)

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Thoroughly enjoyed c4's interview, such an epic hidden talent to have! 

Commendable efforts for taking it upon yourself to create September's article, great job. @Mack

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Posted 02 October 2019 - 09:31 PM #7


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Thank you Mack & KP for writing this up and Doofy for enlightening us with the dolphin knowledge! <3


As always, this month's newspaper was a fun and enjoyable read.






Posted 02 October 2019 - 09:51 PM #8

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Action packed month if I'd say so myself! 


Thanks Mack and KP, was a very nice read and had a pretty good interview.


Side note, I'm super excited to see what you guys have in store for us once we hit that 3 year anniversary! <3

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Posted 03 October 2019 - 12:02 AM #9

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I must say, the love story of @Doofy and @Jisoo is still better than Twilight.


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Posted 03 October 2019 - 02:07 AM #10

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@Doofy going in depth about dolphins... Brother, you are definitely a whale, Waaooaooooooaooooooo.

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Well organized, fun to read. You guys did a good job stepping in for tall man

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Posted 03 October 2019 - 06:20 AM #12



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Nice to see my own thread in here. Entertaining to read as always great job Mack.

Posted 03 October 2019 - 08:13 AM #13

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Thanks for putting this together, Enjoyed reading my first ever Alora newspaper.

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Enjoyed the readings of this! Especially the interviews. :P Can't wait for next months edition  :ph34r:



P.s: @C4 it sucks being cheated on......... Hmu  :wub:

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nice man :D 



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