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Since you guys are literally dying to hear it, I'll entertain the community with Alan's response to this post

LOL you really want to know that bad? Ok fine. 1. When I said I was Realism's most experienced hunter. I meant that literally. 63m hunter experience, baby! Regarding the killpics and stuff... Staff member @To gain gets 2 kills and seasoned pker @ 2. The wilderness is just Raids 3. You get into a clan chat, work as a team, and loot the chest when you kill your target. The only catch is... when you die, you lose all your shit. If you think about it that way, you really start to enjoy the game a lot more. 3. Judging from your pics, it takes a team of 3 or more paragoons and a couple of staff members to hunt me down. You guys quite literally make me out to be the boss of Raids 3. I'm fucking honored. Let me know when my paragon award is ready for pick up. 4. Hang tight boys. 420 time. In honor of my many deaths, light one up for me... or a couple... Don't worry, it's only like 5. 5. What's the difference between talking shit and keeping record? If you walk the walk, you're welcome to talk the talk... but if you haven't done any walking, and you're still talking away... then that's what we call talking shit. In any of these clips, you'll never see me talking shit. I'm always fighting and going down with honor, integrity, and respect. Always "gf" when I die. 6. In the 1st @ 7. In the @ 8. In the 2nd @ 9. In the @Q kill pic, there's legit nothing I could have done. Relogged to clear tb into an instant frozen screen all because I hadn't disabled the GPU plugin on mac. Well done and congratulations Q on winning the bingo and starting a giveaway in my name. I'm fucking honored. 10. In the @To gain pics, To gain hella deserved those kills. I took on the challenge despite his significant gear advantage (blood fury over fury, infernal over imbued, primordial & avernic over dragon, berserker i over brimstone) because I wanted to learn and get better at the game. Thank you, To Gain for showing me how it's done. That really was quite a few months ago though... definitely before your peeks/ice war... so I don't know why it's included. Don't have enough kill pics? 11. You know how hardcore ironmen try not to die in pvm? Well Alora has a special version of that just for the wild. It's called a kill streak. Having a kill streak makes you hardcore as fuck. The goal is to level up by dropping as many bodies as you can without dying. That too easy for you? Make it even more hardcore by doing it on an iron or realism. Can you imagine doing master clues in the wild on 50 killstreak? It's fun! Legit, can't believe you're bored enough to read all the way through this... Wohoo, I'm not broke anymore! 

























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Content

Topic 89500 - My Problem with Staff
Topic 89503 - My Problem with Staff II
Topic 89512 - My Problem with Staff III
Topic 91561 - My Problem with Staff IV

Topic 89969 - Treasure Trail Guide
Topic 82081 - Giants' Foundry Guide
Topic 77646 - Driest Soul at Sarachnis
Topic 75247 - Bounty Hunter Guide
Topic 71148 - Hardcore Realist Challenge
Topic 70477 - Reague Achievements
Topic 69340 - Tbow Retrieval Arc
Topic 79261 - Real Alan's Spin Guide
Topic 82478 - How a Penguin Ended Up in Port Sarim Jail
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Game Suggestions
Topic 92220 - Tinderbox Alternatives
Topic 91166 - Redwood Tree Quality of Life
Topic 89947 - PK Skull Prevention
Topic 89938 - Charter Ship Transportation
Topic 89935 - TP Tax Re-appropriation
Topic 89821 - Scar Essence Extract Cost Reduction
Topic 89853 - Tome of Fire Searing Effect
Topic 89818 - Tanning Noted Hides
Topic 89612 - Bugs Found Counter
Topic 89533 - Dragon Warhammer Drop Rate Buff
Topic 89480 - 1 Time Free for Slayer Task Storage
Topic 89451 - Sarachnis Web Escape
Topic 82085 - Ecumenical Keys Collection Log
Topic 81945 - TOB Drop Rate Buff
Topic 81165 - Defended Realism from Merge
Topic 80372 - Link Cerberus with Taverly Dungeon
Topic 80327 - Spirit Tree Numbering
Topic 80009 - Master Scroll Book Rev Teleport Warning
Topic 79622 - Smith's Gloves (i)
Topic 79408 - Grotesque Guardian QoL
Topic 76299 - Identical Stats for Monkey Variants
Topic 76298 - Chao Elemental to Wildy Slayer
Topic 76177 - Trading Post Right Click Offers
Topic 75719 - Bracelets of Clay
Topic 75139 - Quest List & Fancy Dress Box PoH
Topic 75136 - Right-Click Trading Post History
Topic 74223 - Rune Pouch Inventory Setups
Topic 73627 - Workshop Functionality
Topic 73191 - Tome of Fire/Water
Topic 73192 - Golden Tench Hunt
Topic 72773 - Construction QoL
Topic 72354 - Mounted Mythical Cape
Topic 72210 - Trailblazer Storage
Topic 72044 - Bottomless Compost Bucket
Topic 71792 - Smoke/Spirit Jar
Topic 67321 - Amulet of Nature
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Enjoyed reading this volume, well done making this version of para-leaks!
Also congratulations to all the winners. ![]()



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Absolutely Legendary. Crohn once again solidifies his position as having the fattest cock on Alora. Paragon on my chest brothers ![]()



I'm PISSED!!!!!!
@gim crohn is the greatest litterateur in the great Alora's history. From making full on mission blueprints come to life inside a single forum thread, to sending a human being into a downward facing dog spiral in their cranium. The ParaBaboons can't be stopped in Raids 3 gathering the easiest uncommon drops! (KP's of @Real Alan)
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Dont click the spoiler then
@gim crohn
All rivalries aside, nice job with the post. You really put in a lot of time and effort into it, and I love how you guys are finally stepping up your skotizo game!


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Content

Topic 89500 - My Problem with Staff
Topic 89503 - My Problem with Staff II
Topic 89512 - My Problem with Staff III
Topic 91561 - My Problem with Staff IV

Topic 89969 - Treasure Trail Guide
Topic 82081 - Giants' Foundry Guide
Topic 77646 - Driest Soul at Sarachnis
Topic 75247 - Bounty Hunter Guide
Topic 71148 - Hardcore Realist Challenge
Topic 70477 - Reague Achievements
Topic 69340 - Tbow Retrieval Arc
Topic 79261 - Real Alan's Spin Guide
Topic 82478 - How a Penguin Ended Up in Port Sarim Jail
Accomplishments
























































Game Suggestions
Topic 92220 - Tinderbox Alternatives
Topic 91166 - Redwood Tree Quality of Life
Topic 89947 - PK Skull Prevention
Topic 89938 - Charter Ship Transportation
Topic 89935 - TP Tax Re-appropriation
Topic 89821 - Scar Essence Extract Cost Reduction
Topic 89853 - Tome of Fire Searing Effect
Topic 89818 - Tanning Noted Hides
Topic 89612 - Bugs Found Counter
Topic 89533 - Dragon Warhammer Drop Rate Buff
Topic 89480 - 1 Time Free for Slayer Task Storage
Topic 89451 - Sarachnis Web Escape
Topic 82085 - Ecumenical Keys Collection Log
Topic 81945 - TOB Drop Rate Buff
Topic 81165 - Defended Realism from Merge
Topic 80372 - Link Cerberus with Taverly Dungeon
Topic 80327 - Spirit Tree Numbering
Topic 80009 - Master Scroll Book Rev Teleport Warning
Topic 79622 - Smith's Gloves (i)
Topic 79408 - Grotesque Guardian QoL
Topic 76299 - Identical Stats for Monkey Variants
Topic 76298 - Chao Elemental to Wildy Slayer
Topic 76177 - Trading Post Right Click Offers
Topic 75719 - Bracelets of Clay
Topic 75139 - Quest List & Fancy Dress Box PoH
Topic 75136 - Right-Click Trading Post History
Topic 74223 - Rune Pouch Inventory Setups
Topic 73627 - Workshop Functionality
Topic 73191 - Tome of Fire/Water
Topic 73192 - Golden Tench Hunt
Topic 72773 - Construction QoL
Topic 72354 - Mounted Mythical Cape
Topic 72210 - Trailblazer Storage
Topic 72044 - Bottomless Compost Bucket
Topic 71792 - Smoke/Spirit Jar
Topic 67321 - Amulet of Nature
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He do be pissed!
Id be like that sometimes.
But im an island boi, imma be staring at the sun.
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